
Weren’t You Going to Kill Me? Why Are You All Drooling Over Me?
不是说好杀我吗?怎么都垂涎我?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 360k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
- Request a translation
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Other names
- I Slap Him, He Licks My Hand, and He Insists on Being My Dog扇他巴掌反舔手,死活要做我的狗Alternate title on Fanqie
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This is a story of redemption, where a vibrant young man is defeated by a sick, gloomy, and privileged genius. Huanhuan is inherently proud; even the hardships he endured in his childhood couldn't extinguish the pride of a young genius who had achieved great military exploits.
This is so good! Tuanzi is such a talented writer. Huan'er's early life was full of hardship and displacement, but thankfully he never gave up on himself. Whether it was the humiliation inflicted by the royal family, the imposed shame, the despairing pain, or the disgusting and vicious system, he never yielded. The phrase "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger" perfectly describes Huan'er.
It's so good! The ambiguous and tug-of-war between the two really touched me. Xiao Chu is a bit crazy, but she met her sunshine, and Sheng Gougou is so innocent. The beginning was so exciting; I can't imagine how Xiao Chu got through those three years. After going through 99 cycles, in the 100th cycle, I still fell in love with you. The two of them are truly pure love warriors!!! I haven't read a book that touched me so deeply in a long time!!
This is super good! I bought it without thinking because it was written by Tuanzi and it suited my taste. And Tuanzi didn't disappoint! [Learned something new][Learned something new][Learned something new] Random thoughts: I feel so sorry for Heng'er.
Group chat, here I come! From Vision to Lou Zhuo, and now here! (It feels like I've gone from Baicaoyuan to Sanweishuwu, haha) I've been reading so many BL novels lately, and I feel like Tuanzi's writing is absolutely amazing! It really resonates with me! Her writing style is also fantastic!
So satisfying! This book is so satisfying... It must be totally on my radar. I've read so many books over the years, including all sorts of popular ones, but this one has the best male lead in my heart. Plus, the plot is brilliant, the writing is incredibly good, and it's just so incredibly satisfying... My absolute favorite characters are Chu Wanning and Chu Yuhuan. You two should each slap me!
Ah!!! Author, my god, your imagination is incredible, the plot is full of twists and turns, the fate of the prince and Sanhuo is so touching, whether it is Yuheng's two hundred lifetimes or Peizhu's hundred lifetimes, everyone is trying to break free from the control of the system's plot.
So delicious! Wwwww, Mom won't have to worry about me starving to death anymore! Wwwww, this setting is absolutely amazing! I'd even allow the author to update 10086 chapters a day! It's so good! I especially love the protagonist's character. Actually, after searching for so many stories with sickly and world-weary protagonists, I haven't found many good ones, but this one is truly amazing.
I still remember finishing that book, *Vision*, two years ago. I loved it so much back then, I read it so many times. Now the author has released a new book, the premise is still so good, the plot and romance are still so enjoyable, I'm totally obsessed! 💕💕💕 So good, so incredibly good!!! Such delicate emotional descriptions! So satisfying!!!
The author's writing is truly, truly excellent (,,>᎑<,,). I started reading Tuanzi's books when she wrote Si Jin, and I've been following her work ever since. I'm quite picky about books, and this is only the second one of her works I've read. Although this one isn't finished yet, I won't abandon it. This book is really good!!! Really!!! The writing is superb (✪▽✪).