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Weren’t You Going to Kill Me? Why Are You All Drooling Over Me?

不是说好杀我吗?怎么都垂涎我?

by Rice-Loving Dumpling (爱干饭的团子)

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Completed
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360k Words
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1y ago
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  • I Slap Him, He Licks My Hand, and He Insists on Being My Dog扇他巴掌反舔手,死活要做我的狗Alternate title on Fanqie

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8.3kReads · 30 days
672.1kReads · all time
979Shelf adds, last 14 days
9.4Score

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