Don't Mess With That Little Ancestress, or Her Inner Thoughts Will Ruin You

Su Momo is the Heavenly Dao’s darling. At three and a half, she awakens some of her memories and discovers that she has transmigrated into a novel she once read. She has become the daughter of a cannon-fodder mother, a doomed little girl who won’t live past the age of five. From the start, she catches her scumbag father in bed with his mistress. His own daughter thoughtfully serves up the first package! That night, rumors spread through the capital about a pair of shameless adulterers wandering the streets naked for half the night. Their beautiful moment was even captured in a painting. The second time Su Momo catches her scumbag father in bed with his mistress, she thoughtfully prepares a second package for him. That night, her father and his mistress howl in the streets of the capital all night long. The third time she catches her scumbag father in bed with his mistress, she gives him the ultimate package. That night, her father and his beloved mistress become stuck together, never to be parted again? After thoughtfully giving her scumbag father three packages, she doesn’t forget to prepare a divorce package for him with her mother! It includes taking all of her mother’s dowry, all of her father’s family fortune, and every bit of his affection from him. She even finds her dear mother a husband: the mighty Prince Shenwei, gentle at home and formidable to outsiders. Even her two older brothers, who were nearly killed by the mistress’s schemes, are found and brought back... When her scumbag father sees that his own son has become an accomplished man, famous throughout the land, and that even his daughter is revered throughout the capital as a divine maiden, with the emperor himself waiting obediently beneath the city gate for her to come home... In a dark corner of the estate, he is tormented by his own son, estranged from his mistress and completely cut off from his family. Disheveled and covered in wounds, he can only eke out an existence in some corner, jealously watching his family live happily without him...