Reborn as the Villain, the Good-for-Nothing Girl Is Everyone's Favorite

[Shocking! Everyone else transmigrates into a book as a gorgeous, powerful, and invincible lead. I became the cultivation world's most infamous scumbag?]

The moment I opened my eyes, I found myself in a cultivation novel as a disposable villain who wouldn't survive three chapters, and a good-for-nothing with shattered meridians to boot. A demonic cultivator was on his way to the cave where I was hiding, knife in hand, while the Nine-Turn Golden Pill stolen by the original owner was burning hot against my chest.

The good news: I came with a golden finger that lets me foresee danger.

Even better news: How did Xie Lin, the decisive sword prodigy from the original novel, turn into a drama queen who spends all day faking accidents?

“Brother Gu, you just stepped on the peach branch I picked.” The white-robed youth leaned against a green stone, silver bells on his sword tassel chiming. “Either pay me three jars of Drunken Immortal Wine, or...” He suddenly pulled me back three steps. A blood-red cloud of poison exploded where we'd just been standing. “Team up with me to explore this secret realm?”

Help! Why isn't this male lead following the script?

Weren't we supposed to be at each other's throats? What do you mean by sneaking pastries into my Qiankun pouch?

When a vision showed Xie Lin, covered in blood, clutching my corpse, damn it! Is it too late to run for it?