NBA: All My Opponents Are CBA Players

Qin Jie transmigrates back to the NBA court of the 2006/2017 season and awakens the Opponent CBA System. Once activated, it drastically drops the abilities of the players he matches up against to CBA level. Face a superstar, and they’re guaranteed to fall apart. LeBron James fumbles an alley-oop, then commits two consecutive sideline passing errors, paying tribute to a Polish legend. Nowitzki grabs rebound after rebound, then casually misses an open layup, as if Grandma Wang had logged in from somewhere else. Howard tries a one-handed post-up dunk and clanks it off the rim. He doesn’t just miss the two points: the ball flies straight out of the atmosphere. Anthony drives one-on-one, dribbles the ball off his own foot, and shows off chef-level skills, serving up a feast of blunders. After monopolizing the DPOY award for years, Qin Jie can’t help but sigh: “Now that’s what you call defense that makes everyone equal!”