Wifey, Wifey, Wifey! Get a Clue Already!

Name: Wifey, Wifey, Wifey! Get a Clue Already!
Author: Five Blessings Rabbit

老婆老婆老婆！你开开窍啊！

by Five Blessings Rabbit (五福兔)

Status: Completed
Length: 330k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Semi-fictional setting + a little bittersweet + childhood friend finally catches on + one-on-one romance + domineering CEO with a touch of melodrama]

Mu Yu was born from a dark romance about forced love: a deranged father, a mentally unstable mother, and a son who was sick and broken in more ways than one.

In his shattered life, there was someone like a little sun, always there to mend him piece by piece.

Later, Mu Yu fell ill.

He thought that was just as well. He and this world had grown sick of each other anyway.

But the sunflower said, "You blockhead, what I mean is... I miss you."

Mu Yu no longer felt like giving up on everything.

Feng Jichuan was the heir to a top-tier tycoon family. His life had always gone smoothly, and his greatest hobby since childhood was keeping a harem of admirers. Or rather, giving his brothers his whole heart.

When Mu Yu was sick, he brought him medicine. When Mu Yu had no appetite, he brought him food. When Mu Yu took an interest in music, he built him a music station. Wind, rain, or snow, Feng Jichuan could always be found at Mu Yu's side. He was the very picture of a loyal friend, ready to go through fire and water for him, always there to shine and keep him company.

Before the young master caught on.

Feng Jichuan declared with a radiant smile, "I'm straight. We're good buddies."

Mu Yu smiled. "Yeah, good buddies."

After the young master caught on.

Feng Jichuan practically had hearts in his eyes: "Baby Muyu, mwah~"

Mu Yu seemed to have hearts in his eyes too: "Our friendship is so moving, it could bring heaven and earth to tears!"

Feng Jichuan's inner thoughts: What kind of newfangled romance am I in? Whatever, if we're together, it's a good romance!

The sunflower died in the darkness before dawn

The little fish lay stranded on the shore before the sea

Fate crossed countless rivers and mountains, yet they remained bound together, link after link

Other names

After I Quit Being a Simp, Why Did You All Go Crazy?不当舔狗后，你们怎么疯了呢Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

184Chapters

1.4kReads · 30 days

243.1kReads · all time

177Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.3Score

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The young master's love is truly great. He has cherished Muyu in his heart since childhood; only he understands Muyu. Although Muyu was born into misfortune, he is fortunate to have the young master, like a sunflower, by his side. Muyu is covered in thorns, only showing his gentle side in front of the young master, and he is doing his best to repay him. They are truly two wonderful people!
67 likes1y ago
This is a really good book. I love Muyu's personality, and I also really like Feng Jichuan. Childhood sweethearts are the best kind of romance!!! 😢😢 But from the synopsis, it seems like the two will separate 😢😢 Poor Muyu, her early life was unfortunate, she wasn't loved by her parents, and Feng Jichuan was always by her side from childhood to adulthood. Will she not get what she wants in the end?
56 likes1y ago
The main character and the young master are such a perfect couple! They absolutely have to be the official pairing! As for that Lu guy, get as far away as you can! Please, author, don't break up my couple later on 😢 Childhood sweethearts are the best match!
48 likes1y ago
Muyu and the young master are very close; they've been childhood friends and can trust each other implicitly. Muyu is Feng Jichuan's bottom line, and Feng Jichuan is Muyu's exception. The author's writing is excellent, vividly depicting the characters' appearances, emotions, and the overall plot.
47 likes1y ago
Feng Jichuan wasn't the main character at first, at least he was described as a friend from the beginning. I saw in the comments that the synopsis was revised, probably because Feng's character was so well-developed and everyone loved him that the author decided to stick with that storyline later. Feng is really great; his boundless affection is hard not to be moved by.
44 likes1y ago
It's really good! I hope Feng Jichuan will be Muyu Baobao's (the character's) love interest.
38 likes1y ago
The characters of Muyu and the young master are both very well-developed, and their shared love of facing the sun is what attracted me. It's been a long time since I've read a novel that has moved me so deeply. They are each other's hope and salvation. I support Xiao Feng's rise to power!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕
33 likes1y ago
This is an exceptionally good book. It was already finished when I read it, and it's a 1v1 romance. I heard it was originally a romance novel but was later changed, and the change was exceptionally good. The young master's love for Muyu is unwavering; I really love this feeling of "I love you, I want to run to you."
30 likes1y ago
This is so good! Author, please update soon!! Also, it absolutely has to be Option Two—the young master and Muyu must live happily ever after, in harmony and bliss. I hope that the civilization character who appeared in one chapter will have less screen time and not interfere with the young master and Muyu's emotional development later on.
29 likes1y ago
4.5 Stars, the characters are vividly portrayed. However, there's a bug (?) Where everyone seems to have a gun. Wow, it feels like getting a gun is so easy! [Note] I guess I arrived late but got a good start. Some readers mentioned the synopsis was biased towards the seme being the dominant one, but thankfully, he's now Chuan Chuan's official love interest.
27 likes1y ago