
Wooden Husband, Will You Come Home for Dinner Tonight?
木头老公今晚回家吃饭吗?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 422k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Although it was sour at first (I almost cried when I watched it) Wen had to endure a lot by himself. The two of them liked each other, so it was very hard for both of them to file for divorce. But after Mr. Mu got the idea, only Tiantian was left. My wife feels uncomfortable. Hug her! Wife is sad, coax her! My wife wants to eat it! My wife wants to go. Mu: The tickets have been bought. From a mere idiot to an activist in seconds, the real husband is so sweet! I couldn't stop laughing! I followed the teacher's last book from beginning to end, but the new book is still good-looking and very suitable to my taste. Husband, I want to follow you for the rest of my life. The writing is particularly delicate and three-dimensional. Everyone is very vivid. I highly recommend it! I cried the whole time when I saw the last book without the extras. Everyone should read it!
Ahhhhhh it's so sweet! I just can't stand it! Who would have known that my family would see me twisting like a maggot on the bed in the middle of the night, hahahahaha, it was sour yet sweet and funny! I only commented after I tied it! Great writing! This is the second book I have read! Makino is like a robot and he doesn't know how to love! He just doesn't know how to express love correctly! And the expression is indeed a bit unsatisfactory, hahahaha (like a piece of wood) Wen Yuyin consumed his passion in this relationship but did not get a response. It was sour to watch, very tired... But Su! Mr. Mu slowly changed his life and tried to get in touch with his wife, which really touched my xp!!! (And the big one🍚🍚 is delicious~) It's very beautiful and the writing is very detailed~ It's super beautiful!!! 🥰😘
This book is really sweet and delicious. I would like to give the author a long review! First of all, in the first few chapters, Mu Qiye still didn't know how to express love, but some actions still showed that he really loved Wen Yuyin, but he just didn't find the right way. And Wen Yuyin is also very good, just like the little sun, guiding Mu Qiye to learn to express love step by step. This book is really good, don't be put off just because of the first few chapters! The back part is really super sweet! The author's big car is also very exciting.
The setting of this book is so exciting to me, and I think the writing style is also very good. The introduction gave me the feeling of two sweethearts who obviously like each other but want to test each other through divorce. This setting caught me at once - there is sweetness hidden in the sourness, like holding a green plum candy. What moved me the most was the part where Wen endured it alone. His unspoken grievances and sacrifices made me feel soft and bitter, as if I had also experienced a long secret love. And when the wooden programmer finally showed his clumsy concern, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth. That moment of 'he actually understands everything, he's just not good at expressing it' makes my heart move more than a straightforward confession. I especially like the way the author handles daily conversations. There is a deep attachment hidden in the plainness. It is not like some sweet pet stories that are full of sugar throughout the whole process, but allows you to stumble closer with them, which makes it more real. Like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The previous book is also very nice!!!!!!
Hey hey hey, the author's new book! So delicious!!!! The young couple is so sweet!!! Why didn't anyone come to see it?!! Super good-looking, super good-looking, super good-looking, super good-looking, highly recommended, highly recommended, highly recommended, highly recommended. Check it out!!!
Recommended, if you like sweet stories, don't miss it 🥰!!! When I was watching the early stage, maybe it was because I had watched too much Pure Love recently, but when I watched Divorce, my eyes filled with tears involuntarily; in the later stage, Mr. Mu was so sultry that I almost forgot that in the early stage, he was a very "human-machine, programmed" person 😂 ; Teacher Wen has always been gentle to the end (I have actually had a filter for people who are kindergarten teachers since I was a child, and I think they are all gentle 😘). Teacher Wen in the early and late period was simply polarizing. As expected, being pampered by others is different [laughing]
Here's a short review ~ A cute little couple ~ A sultry man just needs a straight-ball little sun 😋 Muyou is working hard to get better and chase his wife. It feels a bit dull to be serious. (I laughed so hard when I posted this.) I feel so irritated every time I say "you idiot!" Cute. The two of them are actually an old married couple, so why are they still blushing while holding hands? (Is it such a pure love? (Raise your hand🙋) Did the two of them rarely have any intimate activities during the years they got married? It feels like they are both young and playful (both of them feel like they can't hold it back) Hehe The author is very easy to empathize with whether it is the sour or sweet parts. I cry when I feel sad😭(actually it's not sad
Good-looking, although Mu Mu didn't know how to love at first, but after filing for divorce, he tried hard to change himself and become no longer like a human machine. Our Yin Yin loves wood very much The author's writing style is okay, but I think it's essentially a sweet article.
I'm an old bookworm. I've been short of books lately and haven't been able to find the right one with good writing and logic that I want to read. This book is such a surprise. I found it at about one o'clock in the morning this morning and kept reading. The emotions are really delicate and the writing is sweet and sour. The sour feeling, for Amu, he is a rigid mountain but he will also get uproar for Yin. He is a boring wood but will also bloom gentle flowers for his lover. He loves stubbornly and may not be able to express his love, but he really loves Yin very much🥰
I'm not a novice, both of them are very cute and completely adorable. I highly recommend them!!!! It's tied, but the meaning is still unfinished. It's not the traditional crematorium of chasing a wife. Mu Qiye's actions are logical, true love is hidden in the details, and he immediately regrets after his wife files for divorce and does his best to be good to his wife. His personality is a bit like Qiu Shangyu in Semantic Error. Wen Yuyin is not a spoiled wife, she will bravely fight for herself even if she can't feel love. The two protagonists are both independent and complete individuals, and then they are each other's lovers. The description of the environment and details is really spot-on, and the campus memories are interspersed very well without being blunt. People can understand why the two fell in love without reading a long chapter. And through the comparison between campus and now, we can also see why Wen Yuyin wants a divorce. The logic is not broken at all, the happiness flows slowly, and occasionally there is super cute little humor. Reading the full text now feels like watching a sweet drama, the writing style is so graphic. I hope the author will update more!!!!!