Name: Genshin Impact: It’s All for the Food!
Author: Wilful

Synopsis

(Two male leads, so please be aware. P.S. Some readers said the divider in the early chapters was padding. I’ve stopped using it later on. P.P.S. The word count from the dividers was added back in, honest X﹏X)

System: “I can give you invincible power, enough to wipe out the Heavenly Principles of Celestia with a wave of your hand!”

Siyi: “Oh.”

System: “I can also give you endless wealth, enough to make you richer than a nation!”

Siyi: “Not really interested.”

System: “Then how about a life-affinity buff? Just so you know, the Archon Heavenly Principles counts as a living being too~”

Siyi: “Can’t you offer something useful?”

System: “...All right, tell me what you consider useful.” (gritting its teeth)

Siyi: “How about top-tier cooking skills?”

System: “...You little... You win. Here, take all this stuff and go. I’m begging you.”

Siyi: “OK~”

After Siyi left, the System collapsed on the floor and burst into tears.

System: “Waaah! It’s been three thousand years! One perfectly good mission dragged on for three thousand years until there was nothing left of it. If I’d known all he wanted was something this simple, would I have blown through my entire stockpile?”

One year later:

“Xiangling, remember to clean up all those Slimes you left in the kitchen before you clock out today.”

“You’re here? Ei, I’ll be blunt: if you don’t pay your meal bill for the past three months today, I’ll take some photos of you and use them to cover it!”

“Venti, you heard her, right? If you don’t pay today, I’ll rip up your floor tiles and sell them for cash.”

“Hello, Traveler. Welcome~”

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