Three Kingdoms: I, Liu Xie, Refuse to Be a Spineless Emperor

[System + Comedy + Decisive and Ruthless + Harem + Conquering the World] A Chinese streetwise layabout transmigrates into the body of Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of Han, at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty. Outside, Li Jue, Guo Si, Fan Chou, and the others have already breached Chang'an. Liu Xie awakens a transmigration System. He vows not to be a useless emperor and sets out to reclaim the Han dynasty's realm. From the start, he single-handedly turns around Chang'an's dire situation. He beats up the God of War Lü Bu and kicks the warlords of the eastern passes. When it comes to Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, Lü Bu, Liu Bei, and the other traitors to the realm, he has one rule: keep fighting until they submit. He campaigns north beyond the frontier, west against the Qiang and Hu, and tramples the four islands of the Japanese pirates beneath his horses' hooves. He gathers the beauties of the Three Kingdoms into his harem. I am Liu Xie, the mightiest emperor under heaven!