The Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, and West Chamber: The Tale of Wuda Lang, a Scheming Merchant Who Woos Women in Another World

[Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Dream of the Red Chamber, Journey to the West, System, comedy, romance, and wild remixes] From the start, I run into Cao Cao as he tries to seize the Heaven-Reliant Sword, kill Ximen Qing and take Pan Jinlian, and beat Song Jiang until he yelps.

My name is Wu Dalang. Wu as in Wu Song, Da as in very big, and Lang as in lover.

I used to be a corrupt businessman. Excessive drinking and lust brought me to another world, where the characters from the Four Great Classical Novels all exist. As a corrupt businessman, I live up to my calling.

I take shameless quibbling, turning right into wrong, keeping clear accounts of grudges and favors, cunning scheming, and underhanded tricks to the extreme.

I’m a businessman, and I love beautiful women. Don’t ask who I love, because in this life, I only love one person.

Xu Chu shouts at Wu Dalang, “Keep it up, big brother! Marry a hundred sisters-in-law for us!”

Wukong sighs all day long. “Junior Brother Dalang, could you marry just a couple fewer?”