My Terrible Patients: A Million Gods Under My Command

Setting: The end of the Cambrian period. Are gods and demons descending? No, the war between humans, gods, and demons is beginning!

Luo Chuan, a chronic sufferer of chuuni syndrome, unexpectedly arrives in the stars of Hanwu. His arrival upsets the balance among the gods and demons of the heavens.

From Luo Chuan’s perspective: “Host, Host, which one did you lose? This decrepit old man in a purple robe who can barely walk? This decrepit old man in a black-and-white Daoist robe, rubbing thunderbolts between his hands? Or this decrepit old man with an eight-pack, wielding a Gatling gun and going pew-pew?”

From the readers’ perspective: “Follow and bookmark + leave three dog-head emojis in the comments = get one mysterious little loli.”

Story hook: “Ancient giant demons! Oh no, that sick kid is back! Brothers, run! Run for your lives!”

“Nine Heavens Divine Venerable, retreat, retreat, retreat! Is his illness contagious?”

Fellow patients: “...I am at the Divine Venerable realm... If I have offended you, fellow Daoist... then just kill me!”