The Underpants Scandal

In backward, poor, and isolated Dazhu Town, at 7:00 p.m., a 60-watt emergency flashlight suddenly lit up. A clear, bright, sweet woman's voice rang through the air: “Red underwear! Buy it and your days will be full of prosperity...” “Yellow underwear! Buy it and you'll be a vibrant, irresistible woman...” “White underwear! A pure heart, a clean heart: that's you...” “Black underwear! Put it on and you'll pass through the darkness. Dawn is just around the corner...” “Underwear for sale! Pretty, comfortable, and snug underwear, just fifty cents a pair. Don't miss out as you pass by...” Underwear? What kind of underwear was that? Go take a look... “I'll take one...” “I want three, that's one yuan fifty...” “Give me two, one red and one black...” “Do you have any more...” “I want some too...” “I want some too...” In an instant, Dingxiang's stall was completely sold out. Overnight, she became famous…