Slay the Gods: I Command the Gods and Practice the Way of Forgetting

Three flowers gather at the top, five qi rise towards the yuan, I have become the Taoist master hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha! I get it, I get it! This is the true road to becoming an immortal! The eternal Gu Spring Autumn Cicada, the God of Drama Theater, hahaha and the excitement of [Endless Life]! Immortality! Immortality! And magical powers! This is the real gathering of three flowers! ! ! That's the only way! Only then can we see the real Nantianmen and the real Bai Yujing! Chengxian knows that I have understood, and none of you can stop me! ! ! Hahahahahaha! I have become the Taoist Master, I have become the Taoist Master! … Hahahahahahaha, woo woo woo woo! Have I been cheated? Everyone is trying to trick me? I wasn't cheated on... I wasn't cheated on! No one can fool me! I have seen through Zuo Wangdao's lies! I have already seen through the big lie told by Tianlong! And you viewers, you monsters! Don't think that you can control me easily, let alone take advantage of me to take advantage of my immortality! No one can deceive me, no one can deceive me! Don't let anyone try to deceive me! ! ! ! ! ! Hahahahahahahahaha! Wuwuwuwuwuwu, what is true? What is fake! An... I can't tell... An! I can't tell the difference! ! ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! !

Returning to Issen, many of the orders are close to the conceptual level. It is normal for the protagonist to be a bit different in this world, but why is it mainly about doing the king's way? Can we use some power from other religions? It would be more interesting. It is best to use some of Shinjuku's abilities.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I have become the Taoist Master, you believe it, you really believe it, hahahahahahahahahahaha, it's all fake, hahahahahahahahaha, it's so fun to play tricks on people

"Lin Qiye smashed Lu Wuwei's battery car, burned Zhou Ping's novels, changed the prison code, and stole the master's tea. It doesn't matter whether you come or not. That's all I'll say. Anyway, I'm pretty safe." He took a deep breath and shouted loudly, "We, the gods of Daxia, will live and die together with the people of Daxia! There are places that must be defended, people that must be defended, and beliefs that must be defended! This is called 'god'! "

In the story of this book, everyone is very harmonious and friendly. The protagonist shows the truth, kindness and beauty of people [smile] and helps and protects everyone through layers of disasters. Afterwards, there is a perfect ending to the story, a gratifying ending... Do you believe it? You really believe it! Fun and fun!

"I have become the Taoist Master! I have done it!!! Three Flowers Gathering! Nantianmen! Bai Yujing! I have seen it all! I have seen it! Hahaha! I am the real Taoist Master!!! Ah hahaha! In the future, you must remember... I am the most powerful venerable person in the world!!! Bai Lingmiao... Did you see it?! Bai Lingmiao! I can marry you! Why didn't you speak...? What? You said I was possessed by a demon ～…？？！！～！…？！？！？！！！！！！！！" I am Danyangzi, hahaha! No! I am Li Huowang! No no no! I am Hongzhong, I am Hongzhong, hahaha! Who I am? Who I am? Who I am? Hahaha! Who am I? Li Huowang? Seasonal disaster? Red? Qi Xia? Gu Yue Fang Yuan? Chen Pingan? Hahaha! I have a sword that can move mountains, overturn seas, kill gods, slay demons, open cities... No! Hahahahaha! I understand! I understand! Damn it's the eighteenth day of the twelfth lunar month! Damn it! Trying to lie to me again! Ha ha ha ha! You can't lie to me anymore! Hahahahaha! It turns out that Mr. Qi is the one who cultivates immortality! It's okay for Mr. Qi to become an immortal. It's okay for Mr. Qi to become an immortal! Hahahahaha! Damn it, Zuowangdao, don't even think about lying to me. When Mr. Qi becomes an immortal, he will definitely give me the ten-turn immortality Gu. He will definitely do it, hahahahaha! ! ! Come and listen to my story. I have bathed her, blown her hair, washed her clothes, washed her shoes, washed her underwear, bought her sanitary napkins, washed her feet, cooked for her, got drunk with her, slept in the same bed with her, dear I kissed the tears on her cheeks, touched her scars, held each other in my arms and cried bitterly, heard her talk about the pressure of the family, had dinner together and walked through the streets holding hands, and promised each other that we were willing to get married and live together, but we still did not make it to the end [crying] [crying] [crying]

Everyone went to see Daogui. Although the name is a bit scary, the content is really nothing to say. It is just a daily article. There is a group among them that I particularly like, that is, Zuo Wangdao. This group is upright, kind and honest, loving and caring. He will help the protagonist when he encounters difficulties. It is really good! People live their whole lives for pleasure, and the pleasure of sitting and forgetting is not in the labor of writing documents, or in the chaos of silk and bamboo, but in the mountains and rivers. This is the real positive energy organization! Everyone here has a high happiness index. If you don't believe it, you can ask anyone in the organization who is not happy? Example: "We are all happy and helpful. We help others every day, and they all praise us as being very good people. I feel really happy all the time." Hehe! I just say they are nice people! Hahahahahahahaha...

Why was this book blocked? Doesn't it feel like there's a problem?

I bag salt for myself! (What an old joke) By the way, be careful with Duan's commentary, the author has been deceived three times! ! !