The Emperor's Banner and Puppet Arts: Refining Puppets, Souls, and Immortals

[Mischief System] [Neither wholly righteous nor evil] [Ruthless and decisive] [No female lead: if you suspect a character is the female lead, it means she's not far from death] Wu Yun went out to get a hemorrhoid removed and got incredibly lucky on the way back, landing straight in another world. He was already trapped with no way out, but fortune turned and he bound to the Soul-Seizing System. He could grow stronger by seizing souls, but why was this System so different from everyone else's? “System, it's this high up. I should survive the fall, right?” [Not necessarily.] “System, help me see if there's anything special about this thing.” [Sure. Hand over your soul!] “System, this young lady...” [One look at that figure and I can tell she'd make a great puppet! I've packed up the materials for you. Turn her into one!] Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the light of Sin City, the future of the Qingyun Sect, the bully of Hope Village, the leader of humanity... Wu Yun! I would never turn a human into a puppet. But, fellow cultivator, you look a little like a demon spy hiding among humans. Let me pull out your soul and see what's going on! The Sect Master of the Number One Sect Under Heaven: “Please go wreck some other sect. Everyone in mine except me has been turned into a puppet!” The Lord of Ten Thousand Demons: “He just whistled, and over a million people appeared out of nowhere!” Black and White Impermanence: “Buddy, the Underworld is already short on cases, and now you're stealing them from us? How about you become a soul reaper instead?” Only when Wu Yun became invincible in the human world and set foot in the Celestial Court did he realize that he wasn't just invincible on the ground.