My Big Brother Is the Crown Prince. You Dare Mess with Me?

Li Chengqian: “Holy crap! I’ve finally transmigrated!” Li Ke: “What took you so long? I got here eight years ago!” Li Shimin: “Help, urgently! What do I do with two rebellious sons?” Du Ruhui: “Li Ke can’t stay by the Crown Prince’s side!” Fang Xuanling: “Exactly! This is bound to end badly!” “Your Majesty! Something terrible has happened! The Crown Prince threw poop into the consorts’ courtyard!” “Your Majesty! Something terrible has happened! The Third Prince made Princess Changle cry!” “Corrupt emperor! Tyrant!” “You little ingrate! How dare you insult your father!” “I insulted the corrupt emperor. What’s that got to do with my dad?” Li Shimin: “You little ingrate! Prepare to die!” Li Ke: “Big brother, get me a gun! I’m gonna riddle this tyrant with bullets!”