The Mortal's Immortal Furnace

Name: The Mortal's Immortal Furnace
Author: The Loach Who Hates the Cold

凡人仙炉

by The Loach Who Hates the Cold (怕冷的泥鳅)

Status: Completed
Length: 2.1M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 4mo ago
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[Mortal cultivation + dog bro’s talent crushes everyone + Lord Laozi’s alchemy furnace + decisive and ruthless] Gou Wa knows nothing about cultivation or the Heavenly Dao. He only knows this: if someone treats me well, I’ll repay them tenfold. If someone tries to harm me, I’ll return the favor tenfold! With nothing but a pure heart and a miraculous little furnace, Gou Wa plunged headfirst into the cultivation world. As soon as he joined the sect, his senior brother challenged him to a contest of spells. Gou Wa smacked him flying with one palm. “Senior Brother, that move had such an obvious opening. You were going easy on me, weren’t you? As expected of the senior brother!” Senior Brother: “...” An elder emerged from seclusion and tried to put the new disciples through their paces. Gou Wa punched him so hard he spat blood. “Ninth Elder, are you showing me what not to do? That was amazing! You played the part so well!” Elder: “...” The sect master tried to launch a sneak attack and steal a treasure, so Gou Wa killed him with one punch! “Huh? You want me to be sect master? That doesn’t seem right. Will the old sect master come back to haunt me if he finds out?” Sect Master: “...” The daughter of a wealthy landowner gave Gou Wa a bowl of meat porridge, so he gave her a bag of immortal fruits in return. His junior sister wouldn’t stop chasing after him, so Gou Wa asked her to help him have a baby. The old emperor wanted to seize someone’s body and be reborn? Gou Wa killed him with one punch! The Snake Ancestor of the Southern Domain tried to devour Gou Wa’s Dao bones, so Gou Wa cooked him up in a pot of soup! Gou Wa threw the entire cultivation world into chaos all by himself, until a thousand years later... Countless prodigy empresses: “Forget so-called geniuses. In front of Brother Gou, no one deserves to be called a genius!” Countless ancient demons: “Don’t talk to me about the Heavenly Dao. Whatever my Brother Gou says is the Heavenly Dao!”

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The story of a little person, from small to big, from ordinary to immortal, originating from the world, becoming more beautiful than an immortal, being honest and honest, treating others with sincerity, being righteous and fair, and defeating evil with justice. A very readable novel. A rare writing style, with not much nonsense, rigorous logic, whimsical ideas, and enough mystery and fantasy. Looking forward to more exciting follow-up! 5 Star praise! I hope the author will update the chapter soon!
32 likes1y ago
The writing is good, the plot is reasonable, and the protagonist is a bit like the dog brother from Xia Ke Xing. Come on, author.
21 likes1y ago
In terms of innovation, it should be one of the most innovative immortality novels I have seen on Tomato. The plot is novel, the writing is smooth, and the style is humorous. Although it is a bit awkward, the flaws are not hidden. It should be rated 9 or above, but the current score is too low. After reading 200 chapters, I really can't stand it anymore. Such a good content concept is written in such a sloppy and sloppy way, and the pause button content keeps appearing, which ruins the subject matter. Had to give up.
20 likes5mo ago
Not bad, the more you watch it, the more interesting it becomes. Foolish people are lucky.
10 likes1y ago
I have been reading Tomato for several years, and this is the best novel about cultivating immortals that I have ever encountered. It was so enjoyable to read.
9 likes1y ago
Nice! As a senior bookworm, I recommend reading. The author has clear thinking, rigorous logic, and the story is full of ups and downs. It is very interesting and worth reading, haha 🙂
7 likes1y ago
It's pretty good, it's a bit interesting, and at least it attracts me to continue reading! There are new ideas at the ups and downs!
7 likes1y ago
A fool who cultivates immortality will have a fool's blessing. Opportunities are like water and blessings are like mountains.
6 likes1y ago
I think it's quite interesting. The more I watch it, the more I like it, and the more I watch it, the more I want to watch it.
5 likes1y ago
The plot setting is reasonable and goes from shallow to deep. Good book.
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