Siheyuan: Someone Has Their Eye on My House from the Start cover

Siheyuan: Someone Has Their Eye on My House from the Start

四合院：开局房子就被惦记

by Azure Dragon Tangerine (青龙橘)

Status: Completed
Length: 676k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

Our Xiuer hasn’t even figured out what’s going on from the start before the whole courtyard is about to divide up his house. Is he supposed to put up with that?

He immediately awakens the Northwest Hammer King’s Proxy System, frightening the courtyard’s beasts into retreat.

Then he breaks Bang Geng’s legs, hammers Silly Zhu, turns Yan Bugui into a machine servant, and makes Jia Dongxu into wetware. For him, death is only the beginning. On the night he transmigrates, he clears out all the old hens from Yi Zhonghai’s home, then frames the Jia family.

The hot-tempered couch potato doesn’t waste words. He whips out a claw hammer, beats Bang Geng to death, and torments Qin Huairu. With the beasts dying in all kinds of bizarre ways, he begins speedrunning a high-martial-arts Siheyuan.

Later, he encounters the Ancient God Church and is set up by the Night Watchers. He officially enters a different cycle of slaying gods, opens the Yellow Springs Mountain, exchanges for an Iron Man suit, travels far away to the White Eagle, and slaughters his way through the Sun Never Sets Empire.

I wield a hammer that breaks the hearts of those who hear it and brings tears to the eyes of those who witness it.

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Siheyuan: Starting by Bludgeoning Banggeng to Death and Slaying Gods四合院，从锤杀棒梗开始斩神Alternate title on Fanqie

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