Picked Up by Gojo Satoru, I Embark on a Money-Grabbing Spree

Name: Picked Up by Gojo Satoru, I Embark on a Money-Grabbing Spree
Author: Not Quite Gray

被五条悟捡走后我开启薅钱之旅

by Not Quite Gray (灰白不灰)

Status: Completed
Length: 454k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

At just 22, Hanyu Kongzhu had become the undisputed king of the underground fighting circuit. A single match could earn him tens of millions, making him a bona fide ace.

He thought he would spend his short life fighting in the ring. Then one day, an unbelievably hideous monster appeared, smashed his boss to pieces, and cut off his livelihood.

With an elderly mother to support and a little brother to raise, Hanyu Kongzhu declared: You. Are. Done for.

In utter despair, Hanyu Kongzhu punched the monster into smithereens. Clenching his fist and holding back tears, he inherited his boss’s entire estate. Before he could figure out what to do with all that money, a white-haired guy wearing a blindfold in the middle of the night blocked his way. He rattled off a bunch of stuff about jujutsu and curses that Hanyu couldn’t understand, then invited him to attend some jujutsu high school.

Hanyu Kongzhu, who had been an adult for two whole years: What’s your problem? If I had a registered household, I’d practically be graduating from college by now.

He turned around and took his fortune… and enrolled at the school. Of course, it absolutely wasn’t because he couldn’t beat that white-haired guy or anything. It was purely because they were offering him way too much money.

You get paid for killing a single cursed spirit. Isn’t that a lot more lucrative than fighting in the ring?

But just as his happy high school life of earning (scrounging) money got underway, he was inexplicably sentenced to death. It was like the white-haired guy had tricked him into a one-way trip to get himself killed.

Before he could put a sack over the guy’s head, beat him up, and make a run for it, someone else told him that since he was going to be Gojo’s wife, he didn’t have to die.

Hanyu Kongzhu: Wait, what? Becoming a citizen costs extra!

A money-obsessed, unhinged humanoid cursed spirit versus the strongest jujutsu sorcerer

Reading guide: Anime Crossover, primarily Jujutsu Kaisen, with a little Detective Conan and Bungo Stray Dogs, plus brief appearances in various other worlds

Stats

156Chapters

1.6kReads · 30 days

109.9kReads · all time

301Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.6Score

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