You Pick the Monkey King to Slack Off? The Campus Belle Whips Out a Black Card and Keeps You!
选猴哥摆烂？校花反手黑卡包养！
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- Completed
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- 1.5M Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- 7mo ago
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- I Chose Sun Wukong as My Martial Soul, and the Whole World Mocked Me?武魂选孙悟空，竟被全世界嘲笑？Alternate title on Fanqie
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It's good. I can't eat this alone. Come and eat it with me! I wonder which rich kid wrote this. It starts with 50 million. After only a dozen chapters, it's already skyrocketed to 500 million. It's completely out of the question regarding numbers and probability. The combat power in the first dungeon is already invincible. Even invincible, it's still timid. All I can say is that it's delicious 😋
"The Peach Blossom Spring" - Yuan Ge Yuan Ge, initially a lowly assassin, was inherently fragile, a paradox of both strength and weakness. To maximize damage, he would equip himself with offensive gear, yet his frail body crumbled at the slightest disturbance.
Hahahaha, this is hilarious! A story disguised as an invincible protagonist, but actually filled with frustration! I've never seen anything like it! Hahahaha! I can't eat this stone all by myself, hahaha!
Come in and take a look, I can't eat this stone all by myself, hahaha 🙂
To new readers: Understand the power system in this book in the simplest way. Martial Soul = Summoned Item. Martial Soul Fusion Degree = Level Up Experience Bar, maximum 100%! A one-star martial spirit, when fully upgraded, equals 100 combat power levels, and so on. For example, a fully upgraded five-star martial spirit equals 500 combat power level.
That's right, although... But, I can't eat all the sparrow food myself.
Come on, author, read with me. I solemnly swear: From this day forward, I will never stop updating. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games or write filler articles. I will be strictly self-disciplined, cherish time like gold, be indomitable, strive hard, pursue excellence, and forge a brilliant future.
It's so beautiful, how can I keep it all to myself? 🤔🤔🤔 Come and see! 😄😄 Don't come looking for me if you don't like it 😏😏😏😏😏
Brothers, this is addictive! I've already finished reading it. Aside from having somewhat "righteous" values, acting "low-key," and being extremely "enthusiastic," the protagonist of this book has no other flaws.
A children's author who isn't very popular, so let's give her a higher score so everyone can appreciate her work together 🥰🥰🥰