Commander’s Orders! Rally the Troops! March North!

As foreign cultures and the feminization trend from Eagle Sauce made their impact, the young people of Longguo became more and more effeminate and soft. After careful consideration and repeated discussions, the authorities decided to launch a nationwide military training program called 365 Days of Military Training at Colleges, with the entire event broadcast live. Wang Minghua, newly returned from military service, was drafted by his uncle and assigned as chief instructor for the military training program at Yingtian First Senior Academy. He was put in charge of everything, with just one requirement: make it hardcore! Train them just like the army does! Rekindle the fighting spirit of the people of Yingtian! Revive the spirit of the Su-Zhe Military Academy! So while students at other schools practiced standing at attention, marching, and ballroom dancing, the students at Yingtian First Senior Academy were already jumping through rings of fire, crawling forward, and doing armed cross-country drills. Later, the students shouted, “Reporting, Division Commander! The entire First Yingtian Division is ready! Awaiting your orders!” Seeing the ranks standing in perfect formation, Wang Minghua raised his arm and shouted, “Send the message across Longguo! The First Yingtian Division is marching out! The Northern Expedition! Unify the nation!” And that's exactly how it went: Rally the troops, march north, and the mighty lion's movement shakes the land! Snatch the campus beauties, capture the cross-dressers, the First Yingtian Division is invincible! “Damn it, that's unsportsmanlike! Who launches a surprise attack at three in the morning? If you've got the guts, retreat thirty miles each and line up properly before we fight! We weren't even ready, and now we're all prisoners!” “Who launches a bayonet charge when they're short on firepower and getting pinned down? And fights that fiercely?”