Jiangdong Jerry? Everyone Has a Famous Ancestor or Two!

Other people are Summoners, and you’re a Summoner too. So why don’t you summon a few outstanding fighters? Other people have F-rank talents, and so do you. Why do you have one more character in your name than the Overlord of Western Chu? Does that make you special? Other people are dressed in green, and so are you. Why aren’t you surnamed Chen? Why Guan? Have the standards for becoming a general really gotten this low? The wastrels of Jiangdong are full of talent, but you Jiangdong natives are all gluttons, each one of you acting like you’re starving to death. How many jobs do you need to work just to feed yourselves? Look at Guan Changsheng, then look at you, Xiang Shaoyu. Guan only brought two fellow villagers along. Look at you, how much trouble have you caused me? Wait a minute, Han Xin, as in the Han Xin who suffered the humiliation of crawling between someone’s legs? You’re a wastrel of Jiangdong too? No, a Jiangdong native? Everyone has some famous ancestor or other, don’t they?