Hurry Up and Take Your Uncle Shengteng Down the Mountain!

【Zhangjiajie Writing Contest + Master Descends the Mountain + Slaying Japanese Invaders + Fitness Buff + Kunlun Mirror System Panel】 Wanfu Zhenren Lu You fails his tribulation and transmigrates into the mortal world. Shangqing Zhenren, from the Shangqing Palace on Tianzi Mountain, finds him and takes him in as his personal disciple. As the senior second-generation disciple on the mountain, Lu You gets drafted to lead a team to the Daoist ten-year tournament at Longhu Mountain in Yingtan. By chance, he obtains a fragment of the ancient divine artifact, the Kunlun Mirror. A tale involving the mysterious disappearance of two senior disciples more than a decade ago unfolds, with a thousand-year-old immortal tree, the FS Secret Realm, and more at its heart. Yude: Eldest Brother, why does Junior Granduncle keep tutoring the other sects? Yuwang: Junior Granduncle knows far too much! Yuqiu: Eldest Brother, why does Junior Granduncle keep giving us Mount Tai talismans, a dozen at a time? We’re exhausted! Yuwang: Junior Granduncle is getting back at us! Yuhuo: Eldest Brother, why does Junior Granduncle keep making me look after that silly bird? Yuwang: Don’t you think you and that silly bird are kindred spirits? Bifang: You’re the silly bird! Everyone on Tianzi Mountain is a silly bird! Now get back to practicing breathing techniques! Shangqing Zhenren: How is this “taking in a disciple”? It’s more like I took in a total idiot! Shengkui: Heh heh heh, Master, you’ve run out of space on that 1 TB hard drive, haven’t you? Shengxu: Heh heh heh, it’s been so long. Your old bones can’t handle too much nourishment! Shengteng (Lu You): The old man is great in every way, except he’s utterly hopeless at coming up with names!