The Black-Bellied Disciple and His Adorkable Master

Senior Uncle, I'll give you a million spirit stones, and I'll make sure the three great domains of the Demon Realm never invade the cultivation world again. Don't worry, Senior Uncle, I won't hurt Master~ Hey, bro, don't! If you hand me over to Ningshang… Ahem, well, Ningshang, you know Liyue is my dearest friend, so… you'll have to add more spirit stones. All right, Senior Uncle. I'll throw in two Heaven-rank sacred weapons and another two million spirit stones. Is that enough? Sure, sure. Then you can take Liyue with you. Liyue, be good to him. Big brother, I'll miss you~ Hey… don't, bro!