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Honkai: Star Rail: Don't Move, Show Your Head and You're Dead!

星穹铁道：别动，露头就秒！

by Ke Dong (可冬)

Status: Completed
Length: 223k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

[Starry Sky Martial Arts Tournament + Light Novel + Wild Imagination + No Female Lead + Unhinged]

As an intern at the Garden of Recollection, Ling Chen never imagined he’d have to go on a business trip!

And at the behest of Fuli, no less!

When the Garden Master’s old chrysanthemum of a face broke into a smile that said, “The whole village is counting on you,”

Ling Chen realized how much he’d have to go through on this journey.

I’ll start by fitting in on the Luofu as a deliveryman!

I’m not doing this to prove how amazing I am.

I’m doing it to tell everyone in this world that I’ll take back with my own hands everything I’ve lost!

I, Ling Chen, Luofu deliveryman and Garden of Recollection intern!

I’m done being human!

I’ll record it all, preserve it, and bring new life to the sealed archives

All for the Amber Lord...

Ah, no, wrong set!

All for Lord Fuli!!!

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63Reads · 30 days

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