Is Hiro Really That Expensive? Why Are You Buying So Little?

Name: Is Hiro Really That Expensive? Why Are You Buying So Little?
Author: The Spring Snow Welcomes the Returnee

hiro很贵吗？怎么只买一点

by The Spring Snow Welcomes the Returnee (春雪归人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 317k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Detective Conan Fanfiction + Hiromitsu and Zero Pairing + No Original Protagonist + Lighthearted Misunderstandings]

[A work written to indulge the author's tastes. It may include, but isn't limited to: de-aging, frailty, pretending to be weak, amnesia, battle injuries, and misunderstandings... In short, please don't yell at the author, tut.]

A pseudo-cosplay transmigration story, featuring a de-aged Scotland. Midori Kage = Hiromitsu Morofushi. He is neither a reincarnation nor an alternate version.

Q1: What do you do if you cosplay as Scotland, transmigrate into the world of the original story, and get turned into a kid?

Midori Kage: There's no way that could happen.

Midori Kage, again: Who am I? Where am I? Why are there five elementary schoolers in front of me?

Midori Kage, yet again: My body may have gotten smaller, but I can still snipe. Former undercover agent of the Organization, capable of anything... Hey, you elementary schooler with glasses, put down that watch and let me finish.

Q2: What do you do if, after getting turned into a kid, you move in with your childhood friend?

Hiromitsu Morofushi: There's no way anything like that could happen.

Hiromitsu Morofushi, again: Obviously, I'll eat, sleep, and work with Zero, and while I'm at it, travel through the timeline to save my hapless fellow officers.

Hiromitsu Morofushi, yet again: ...Wait, Zero! We don't need to bathe together!

The elementary schooler with the glasses and bow tie: When it comes to getting turned into a kid and moving in with your childhood friend, you should call me senpai. ^^

Set after the start of the Conan timeline. This is an atypical cosplay transmigration story, and the cosplayer is Hiromitsu himself. Read the story before being put off by the title.

Written on a burst of inspiration, with zero logic. Mostly lighthearted everyday fluff and affection.

There won't be any very intimate scenes. Pure romance is the focus.

*Comments that deliberately derail the discussion will be deleted.

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112Chapters

971Reads · 30 days

135kReads · all time

104Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.4Score

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It's truly excellent, the best Hiro-centric story I've read from Tomato's works so far. The character development is superb, the plot is brilliantly designed, and the characters have truly memorable moments. I'm a fan of both Hiro and Zero, but I primarily ship Hiro. I'm a hardcore fan of both Hiro and Zero, especially the childhood friend/hardcore pairing.
19 likes1y ago
Not enough! Cat Bro's imagination is as rich as ever, it's hilarious! It's very well-written, the plot is great, simply excellent! It's one of the few Detective Conan stories that really suits my taste. If I weren't starving, why would I eat things that don't suit my palate? ┌(┌ ､ﾝ､)┐
17 likes1y ago
Wow!!! This plot is absolutely amazing! From each character's perspective, the relationship between Midorikawa Kage and Bourbon is so special! The interactions between this young couple are so cute (although Midorikawa Kage is in power-saving mode, they'll be together sooner or later!). So sweet, so sweet! Hehehe, so sweet! Daily updates are so satisfying to read! This story, you must grow up quickly!!! My lord, I will follow you for life!!! Jingling 99!!!
10 likes1y ago
It's so good! I wait for each update. It tells the story of Hiro and Zero, and all the misunderstandings are hilarious. Akai's original creations are timeless! 😆😆😆
10 likes1y ago
Why isn't anyone commenting? (T⌓T) This book by the teacher is also super great! Although there aren't many updates yet, it's still much more than the other JX3 series! (T⌓T) It's really good, everyone please comment!
9 likes1y ago
Boss, you're the mother of tomatoes (rambling), so delicious, so delicious, so delicious, so delicious 😋😋, it's been so long since I've seen such a well-written, logical, and exciting story that isn't out of character. Boss, I believe you actually have a hundred chapters saved up that you haven't released yet, right, right, right? ☺☺☺ I'm so hungry!
8 likes1y ago
It's absolutely fantastic! The characters are very true to the original story. Although they persecute everyone equally, they're kind to everyone, and I didn't see any toxic elements. Jing Ling is exactly that kind of person—we lean on each other in the storm, we're each other's only one.
7 likes10mo ago
Super good, the food is incredibly delicious, and it perfectly matches the characters. The original cast's interpretations are also very interesting, yet strangely plausible 😂 (Stop, stop, stop! Cat Bro is actually speculating about stand-in literature and is resolutely continuing down this path, (squeaks like a chicken)). Please, author, let me witness this book's completion, okay? 😭😭😭 My bookshelf is already full of books that are on hiatus, I'm so hungry for more!
7 likes10mo ago
It's so good! I craved this so much when I was living in the dorms, I was so anxious about it every day, I'm addicted now! I hope the teacher updates more! I'm super looking forward to the relief and romance scenes, so Xiaoying, keep up the good work on recovering your memories!!
7 likes1y ago
Xiao Jingguang is so cute, I'm rolling on the floor! Finally, even Bourbon's reputation is being severely damaged by the Su Bo scandal, haha! The third creation is endless, the laughter is endless, and as the childhood friend/girlfriend relationship pushes the boundaries further, it's truly hilarious. The themes of identity and self-exploration are beautifully written, and many scenes are cool. Kudos to the fujoshi, kudos to the author!
6 likes11mo ago