Explosive! I’m the Goofball of the Cultivation World

[Don't read this. It's so badly written, it might hurt your eyes] Jiang Wan is an orphan who grew up in an orphanage and is now a sophomore in college. She stayed up so late she died, or more accurately, her soul was mistakenly hooked while she was pulling an all-nighter. Jiang Yuan jokingly asked if she could have another chance at life. The black-and-white duo immediately treated her to a “luxury tour” of a cultivation world. Thanks, but I don't really want that. Too bad. You don't get a choice. What do I do when the family that took me in loves me too much? I may look cute, but inside I'm crawling around in the darkness! [The following story was abandoned. Just think of it as a little healing story] Jiang Wan: “Brother, waaah! They want to hit me! They're bullying me!” Shen Queci: “Where are they? I'll go beat them up!!!!!!” A bunch of boys: “We got beaten twice, waaah! Good grief, this is so unfair. Who's beating whom here? Waaah, that violent little girl who can change her face is terrifying!!!” “You dared to bully me? Younger brothers are still just younger brothers. From now on, this class belongs to me, Queen Jiang! Heh heh heh!” One day, Jiang Wan and her younger brother were crouching in the grass, spacing out. “Sis, why are we crouching here?” “Shh, I'm meditating. Do I really have no talent for cultivation?” Later: The moment she stepped on a pile of glittering scrap metal to save him, he thought, Damn, who said my sister had no talent? Since being an adult is so hard, she might as well be a kid once more. [Okay, fine, I'm useless. I can't write a blurb. Read it if you want.]