Siheyuan: What Do You Have to Fight Me With?

The protagonist, Li Hao, transmigrates into the world of the Beastly Courtyard. Whenever the courtyard’s beasts bully him, he gets a reward. Wahahahaha! Well, then, unless you’re dead, you’ll just have to keep playing with me!

First Uncle: “The boy has no father or mother. He’s the perfect person to take care of me in my old age without costing me a cent!”

“Ding! Reward: a ten-cubic-meter storage space!”

Second Uncle: “The boy has no one to rely on. He should hand his good job over to my eldest son!”

“Ding! Reward: Animal Clone Technique!”

Third Uncle: “An orphan can’t use all those rooms. Why not hand the house over to my family? You’ll never starve or go naked if you’re careful, but if you can’t scheme your way to a fortune, you’ll die poor!”

“Ding! Reward: Hypnosis!”

Silly Zhu: “You dare act tough in front of me, the courtyard’s mighty warrior? You’ve got no respect for me! Take this groin kick!”

“Ding! Reward: Basic Combat Technique, Black Dragon Eighteen Hands.”

Jia Zhangshi: “You actually dared to lead the way in refusing to donate to our family? I’ll scratch your face to ribbons!”

“Ding! Reward: one Body-Strengthening Spirit Fruit!”

Deaf Granny: “…”

“Ding…”

Qin Huairu: “…”

“Ding…”

Xu Damao: “…”

“Ding…”

Li Hao: “Oh, no! Officer, they’re bullying me! I’m so scared, I don’t think I can go on!”

The courtyard’s beasts: “Do you hear yourself? You’re healthy and full of life, while we’re sick, injured, or dead! And you’re saying we bullied you?”

The officer: “All the evidence shows that Comrade Li Hao has suffered injustice and abuse. He’s a good person!”

The courtyard’s beasts: “Waaah! Waaah!”

Li Hao: “Come on, keep it coming! Go ahead!”