Fellow Daoist, Don't Come Any Closer: You Really Can't Cultivate Immortality in This Era

Name: Fellow Daoist, Don't Come Any Closer: You Really Can't Cultivate Immortality in This Era
Author: Everyone Step Aside, Let This Daoist Handle It

道友别过来穿这个年代真不能修仙

by Everyone Step Aside, Let This Daoist Handle It (都退后让贫道来)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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740Chapters

17.6kReads

7.7Score

1.7kShelves

5.4kListens

1.1MReads · all time

Synopsis

A modern-day couch potato unexpectedly transmigrates to 1969. In a daze, he becomes an unregistered young Taoist priest at a small temple outside Beijing and is forced by the Red Guards to go work in the countryside. There, he unexpectedly masters the art of earth-walking. Earth-walking? Cultivation? Becoming an immortal? Don't make me laugh. In this age of declining magic, when even demons can't just reveal their true forms, cultivating immortality is nothing but a pipe dream. Besides, earth-walking is only a minor technique, completely unrelated to cultivation, and fraught with danger. He absolutely must not use it lightly. The protagonist is stuck in a rural cowshed with a huge hole in the roof and freezing wind blowing through. His stomach is growling, and he has to go dig a river in the wind and snow tomorrow. He feels like crying. Forget it. I might as well die trying. I've got to take a chance, right? “W-wait, what? Why are all these manuals written in classical Chinese? I'm a terrible student, so I can't understand a word! This is too hard! Ah...” Forget it. I'll just use my earth-walking technique. Oh my gosh, this is amazing! Wait, is something wrong? Why did that badger wake up from hibernation and bite me? And another thing “What? This is a fine blue-and-white porcelain vase, and you're only offering me ten cents?” “Take it or leave it. You're a black-category youth sent to the countryside. Where would you get an old object like this? You probably stole it and hid it, didn't you? Looking to get denounced?” Fine, fine. Since you won't let me live in peace, I'll work hard and rely on myself. Pah... I mean, the best of the Thirty-Six Stratagems is to run away. I'll get my revenge, then live freely from that day on.

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It's beautiful, and only readers born before the 90s can appreciate it. It's the first time I've read a book from this era. It's a good book. . . . After Chapter 60, it becomes uninteresting [face covering] and because it was so exciting, it ended up becoming more and more boring. . . . I'm no longer involved with Xiu Xian. I'm very disappointed.
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It's quite interesting. Looking at the title, I thought it was a book about cultivating immortals. When I read it, I found that it was a story about survival in the wilderness. It was quite an interesting story. The plug-in settings are good, and the writing is smooth, concise and vivid. Looking forward to the exciting plot behind. The rating of 7.1 Is definitely low.
32 likes1y ago
Tomato Novels writes chronicles, and this book is my favorite. I strongly recommend everyone to take a look at it and give it a good review to improve the score. Come on author👏[Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
30 likes1y ago
The writing is good, and the bad guys at that time are written to the core.
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18 likes10mo ago
The author's point of view is relatively transparent and true. Well, the story line seems a bit scattered, like taking things as they come, and a little bit of a record of life. Overall, it is a relatively interesting book.
15 likes1y ago
It's super good-looking. The protagonist kills decisively, the plot is compact and rigorous, and the most important thing is that the protagonist has strength but never forgets his original intention. He has been living in the bullpen and nothing can break the protagonist's Ah Q heart. Five-star praise.
12 likes11mo ago
Be a master of such simplicity and roughness, savor it slowly, excellent work. Comparable to (small landowner) 👍
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