Yeah, Yeah, I’m Sick

[Unhinged + absurd comedy + mental illness + hilarious + feel-good revenge + no romance, ship whoever you want + not one word is sane] Shen Jingbing suddenly discovered that the legitimate eldest daughter she had carefully raised was insanely jealous of her, and had put all her hatred and wishes for Shen Jingbing to die horribly into a novel. The novel became a huge hit. Shen Jingbing died. The end. “Bullshit, it’s not over! Keep laying your bedding on the toilet floor, and you’ll be close to the shit in no time!” After a warm and friendly hair-pulling exchange, her “best friend” shoved her off the 250th floor. Unexpectedly, she transmigrated into the novel, on the very day she was being sent to Shacha Mental Hospital. She was only twelve, and wouldn’t be taken back to the Shen family until seven years later. From then on, the plot went completely off the rails, turned into a total mess, and grew increasingly twisted. In the original story, her parents died mysteriously! Fine, she’d bankrupt Grandpa and send him out begging. Eighty is the perfect age to take risks. In the original story, she was the male lead’s lovesick dog! Fine, she’d send him to the afterlife to be the Heavenly Dog, so he could experience the thrill of being a dog. In the original story, she was the female lead’s foil! Fine, she’d make a coffin for that aloof little white flower using a demon-revealing mirror. Dead or alive, she’d make sure the girl showed her true colors. But what was with all those villains who used to torment her to death, over and over, just to please the female lead? They no longer chased after the female lead. Instead, they wept and begged to have her babies, spoiling her beyond all reason. Confucius didn’t understand. Mencius didn’t understand. Laozi didn’t understand either. But the villains did. Because from the day they entered Shacha, they were no longer themselves. They were Shacha’s “Six Dragons and Three Phoenixes.” Because they could hear her thoughts.