The System’s Got a Short Fuse. Gods, Immortals, and Demons, Keep a Low Profile

Luo Chen transmigrates to a parallel world called Daxia, where an old Taoist priest adopts him.

Later, the priest divines the secrets of heaven and leaves humanity a sixteen-character prophecy before dying beneath the rolling thunder.

Before the arrival of the worlds of immortals, gods, demons, monsters, and the underworld, Luo Chen finally gets a System. The only catch is that it has a very, very short temper.

[How dare a lowly ghost clerk shout so loudly! Host, beat him up!]

[That puny little spirit is so insolent! Host, beat it up!]

[A mere Demon Emperor? Host, beat him up!]

[Bald donkey, get him!]

[Heavenly Emperor…]

Luo Chen, the Heavenly Emperor: “Hey, System bro, you’re not going to make me beat myself up, are you?”

Underworld Emperor: “Where are the billions of troops I sent to invade the human world???”

Demon Emperor: “Chusheng! Stop eating! You’re going to eat the entire Demon Realm into extinction!”

Buddha: “Old Lord, do something! Look at the bumps your young disciple has given us!”

Demon Emperor: “Ahhh… damn it! The human world is insane! I want to go home!”

Immortal Emperor: “Beer, drinks, mineral water! Peanuts, melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge! Snacks for watching the show!”

Jade Emperor: “We respectfully request the Heavenly Emperor return to the God Realm and take charge of the Six Realms!”

Luo Chen: “No, no, no. Can’t I just enjoy myself for a while?”