The System’s Got a Short Fuse. Gods, Immortals, and Demons, Keep a Low Profile

Luo Chen transmigrates to a parallel-world version of Daxia, where an old Daoist priest raises him. Later, the old Daoist divines the secrets of heaven and leaves behind a sixteen-character prophecy for humanity. He dies beneath a thunderstorm, his body and soul destroyed. Before the realms of immortals, gods, demons, monsters, and the underworld descend, Luo Chen finally gets a System. The only problem is that this System has just a tiny bit of a temper. 【How dare a little ghost underling shout so loud! Host, go deal with it!】 【What a cheeky little spirit! Host, go deal with it!】 【A puny Demon Emperor? Host, go deal with it!】 【Bald donkey, get him!】 【Heavenly Emperor...】 Luo Chen, the Heavenly Emperor: “Bro System, you're not going to make me take myself down, are you?” Underworld Emperor: “Where are the billions of troops I sent to invade the human world???” Demon Emperor: “Chu Sheng! Stop eating! You're going to eat the entire demon realm to extinction!” Buddha: “Old Lord, do something! Look at the bumps your young disciple has given us!” Demon Emperor: “Aah... What the hell! The human world is insane! I want to go home!” Immortal Emperor: “Beer, soda, mineral water! Peanuts, sunflower seeds, and eight-treasure porridge! Snacks for watching the show!” Jade Emperor: “We implore the Heavenly Emperor to return to the divine realm and take charge of the six realms!” Luo Chen: “No, no! Can't I enjoy myself for once?”