The Miserable Daily Life of a Boss Born in the 2000s, Getting Put in Their Place

As a post-2000s boss forced to inherit the family business, he says life is miserable and there’s nothing he can do about it, but he still has to stay positive and keep going.

The boss on his first day at work: “Wonderful, another beautiful day.”

The boss at the end of his first day: “Wonderful, I made it through another day.”

The employees who love and loathe their boss: “Wonderful, the boss made it through another day.”

His long-suffering little sister: “Wonderful, my foolish brother found another way to get himself killed.”

The boss’s parents: “Wonderful, our son has reached a new low.”

The boss: “It’s true that Gen Z is taking over the workplace, but the script never said they’d be taking over me!!”