The Ten Thousand Clans Invade? Just Stew Them a Little Longer and They’ll Behave!

[Stew whoever you catch] [Funny] [Unconventional cooking] [Unconventional skills] A level-five veteran web novelist with five years of experience is starting a new book. Enjoy! My name is Chen Mo, and the thing I hate most is silence. Invading hordes? Put you in a pressure cooker for two hours and you'll behave! You mess with me, Chen Mo? Looks like you won't take a toast, so I'll give you cooking wine instead! The world is divided into yin and yang. The world we live in is called the Yang World. Yin and yang must stay in balance, as the two realms rise and fall together. But as the Yin World grows ever larger, the balance is thrown off, and the two begin to merge. Chen Mo sits high atop Shouyang Mountain. He looks down at the clan leader of the Glazed Phoenix Clan. “See? I already explained that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You kicked me, and ended up kicking yourself right into the pot, didn't you?” The Glazed Phoenix clan leader protests. “I've been wronged! I was just passing by! I didn't kick you!” Chen Mo falls silent for a moment. Then he quietly adds two more pieces of firewood beneath the pot. “Guess you'll need more stewing! Still denying it, are you?” The Pig Clan The Pig Clan's holy maiden is breathtakingly beautiful. The Pig Clan elder pounds his chest and sighs. “Our most urgent task is to stay away from Chen Mo! That bastard is definitely after our holy maiden's peerless beauty!” Chen Mo slowly steps out of the shadows. “I'd say your most urgent task is to stay away from scallions and glass noodles.” As the saying goes, one more friend means one more road. I, Chen Mo, have connections everywhere! Connections among the myriad clans count too! Enemy: ...Did you really come here to pull strings with me? Chen Mo: Hey, I just ate your cousin yesterday. That makes us kind of related.