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Siheyuan: If There’s Trouble, Call the Police

四合院，有事找警察叔叔

by Cinnamon Twig Decoction with Extra Cinnamon Twig (桂枝加桂汤)

Status: Completed
Length: 145k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

Just after transmigrating into a courtyard compound, before he can even open his eyes, someone clubs him over the head and sends him to the hospital. He nearly dies on arrival.

He has no savings, no memories, no golden finger, and an unknown attacker to contend with, along with a whole group of neighbors watching him like hawks.

Qin Feng isn't worried in the slightest.

What era is this? An era when labor is glorious and the people are masters of their own country.

As a proud worker, if anything happens, of course he can go to the police. Whether it's attempted murder or petty theft, even a missing pig's tail is enough to ask the officers for help. What does he have to fear?

As for being penniless... Qin Feng quietly opens the legal code in his hands.

Just as his wallet starts to fill up, a woman claiming to be his wife suddenly appears.

But something seems off about her. He only watched her wash her hair, so why is she threatening to kill him?

What? They've been married for five years and he still hasn't touched her?

Qin Feng is speechless. Maybe he can put on a show called “Married for Five Years and He Never Touched Me. Why Are You Crying Now That We're Divorced?”

(Content warning: lots and lots and lots of female leads)

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