Mad as a Hatter, I Take the Whole School to Eat Crazy Melons

[1v1 + gossip + everyone can hear her thoughts + campus dating show] [Funny girl's comeback + best friends transmigrate together + ten years after she transmigrates into a book, her boyfriend has become an uncle] Su Qiao, the only daughter in her family in the Jiangsu-Zhejiang-Shanghai region, transmigrated into a book written by a hater, carrying all the resentment she'd accumulated in her previous life as a girl adored by everyone. Not only did she get a gossip System, but everyone could hear her thoughts, too. In class. Her ordinary boyfriend from back then has become the richest man ten years later. Professor Zhou says coolly, “Su Qiao. Your assignment is awful.” Su Qiao says out loud, “Sorry, Professor Zhou. I'll fix it right away.” The man turns around, and a mysterious voice drifts through the classroom: [You're a damn egg.] [You used to cling to me and gobble me up. You even said my shit smelled sweet. Remember?] Classmates: Holy crap! Zhou Fujing: ...? The whole school hears her thoughts: Is this ugly girl not the campus heartthrob's pathetic fangirl? The heartthrob steps forward. “Su Qiao, you know the campus belle is the only one in my heart, right?” Su Qiao: [I know, I know. But do you know she was cuddling up to your mom last night, saying you're a filthy man who never washes his feet?] Heartthrob: ! The campus belle glances at the heartthrob's feet and can't help it... bleurgh!!! The heartthrob's feet stink! Millions of girls who dreamed of him say they just can't love him anymore! The yandere says, “Su Qiao, you're ugly, delusional, and still a flirt?” [Your blind, clueless, missing biological sister is at my house.] Yandere: 1 After setting the green tea girl straight on a variety show, she sets her own mother straight, too, and becomes the internet's darling with her jokes and bonkers gossip. Livestream viewers: I'm not watching this show without Miss Shit! - Later, anywhere and everywhere. Certain private voices that no physical barrier can block come drifting through walls. [Ahhh!] [Please, Zhou Fujing, stop kissing me, sob...] Zhou's parents, siblings, and the whole school know the truth, but keep quiet. Student Su gets kissed to tears by her husband every single day!