I Asked You to Fix the Sewer, Not Find a Nuclear Bomb! cover

I Asked You to Fix the Sewer, Not Find a Nuclear Bomb!

让你修下水道，没让你找到核弹！

by Fish Who Wants to Eat Mangoes (想吃芒果的鱼)

Status: Completed
Length: 343k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 10mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

[Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + memes + lighthearted comedy]

Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in the livestreamed show Full-Time Expert. His assigned job is sewer worker.

On the first day, he digs up a Qing dynasty treasury coin while working. The cultural relics bureau rewards him with 20,000 yuan!

On the second day, he discovers bamboo slips from the Qin dynasty. Qin Shi Huang is vindicated, and the whole internet erupts!

On the third day, he finds a human head in the sewer, bringing a dumping murder case to light. On the spot, he analyzes the criminal’s psychology and reconstructs the killer’s motives and state of mind with startling accuracy.

Su Chen: “Anyone who’s killed often knows that killing is easy. Getting rid of the body is hard.”

Viewers: “Officers, come arrest this streamer! I suspect he’s really killed someone!”

As the show continues, the things Su Chen finds in the sewers become more and more outrageous.

National first-class protected animals, aerial bombs, nuclear bombs...

Su Chen insists that all he really wants is to clear a sewer!

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Other names

You Were Told to Fix the Sewer, So You Dug Up the Ancestor's Tomb?让你修下水道，你把人祖墓挖了？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

156Chapters

2.7kReads · 30 days

231.5kReads · all time

298Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.2Score

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