Name: You Were Told to Summon a God, So Why Did You Summon the Founding Patriarch?
Author: Watermelon and Coconut

Synopsis

[This work is entirely fictional and set in a parallel world. It has no connection to real life!]

The man standing before you is the Great Virtuous Teacher, the General of Heaven, a native of Julu in Jizhou during the Eastern Han Dynasty, leader of the Yellow Turban Army peasant uprising at the end of the Eastern Han, founder of the Way of Great Peace, and the man who brought the Eastern Han to an end. Heaven is dead; the Yellow Heaven shall rise. In the Year of Jiazi, there shall be great fortune throughout the land. The author of these words, wielder of the Nine-Section Staff, reader of the Book of Great Peace: Zhang Jiao!

When he awoke, Zhang Jiao found himself transmigrated into the corpse of an ancient man from eighteen hundred years ago.

He obtained the [Corpse Immortal System], came back to life, and crawled out once more from the land where three dragons fought over a pearl.

The Bureau of Civilian Affairs: “Celestial Masters, we need backup!”

“Hurry down the mountain and catch that zombie!!!”

When the Celestial Masters of Mount Longhu hurried down the mountain, they saw Zhang Jiao with a Nine-Section Staff in his left hand, the Book of Great Peace at his waist, a Taiyi Purple-Gold Corpse-Sealing Talisman on his forehead, clad in the Daoist sect’s supreme treasure, the Xuanhuang Daoist Robe, with immortal aura swirling around him.

The Celestial Masters all fell to their knees.

“Patriarch, forgive your unworthy descendants for failing to master our arts!”

“How did we let you crawl out?!”

“Patriarch, before anything else, let us kowtow to you three times!”

[Quest issued: Slay a Flying Zombie and obtain the thirty-six Yin Tiangang arts, gaining control over the Five Thunders! Reward: 10,000 merit points]

[Quest issued: Slay the Daoist who wreaks havoc with evil arts and obtain the thirty-six Yin Tiangang arts, gaining the power to move mountains and fill seas! Reward: 10,000 merit points]

[Quest issued: Slay the vengeful ghost who steals yang energy to nourish yin and seizes souls, and obtain the innate spiritual treasure, Soul-Hooking Lock! Reward: 30,000 merit points]

“This Daoist is Zhang Jiao. May all evil things meet their end!”

Other names

I Am Zhang Jiao: May All Evil Perish!贫道张角，请万邪赴死！Alternate title on Fanqie

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