Can the Captain Really Talk You into It?

[Comedy + Road Trip Story + Crazy Male Lead + No System + No Female Lead + Invincible + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] Lost little lamb, look! What a dangerous and dazzling interstellar universe this is! There are interstellar laws to keep things in check, sure, but... who really cares about them? Uninitiated, Cradle-Class, Horn-Blower-Class, Mourner-Class, Death-Knell-Class. These distinct energy tiers form a cruel food chain... And what greater luck could there be than traveling alongside a beautiful and powerful law-abiding being like the captain? “Are you done yet?” “If you are, put on the handcuffs and come back to prison with me.” “The galaxy’s biggest potential criminal: the captain.”