Mind Reading: You Crazy Fool! From the Start, I Married a Piggy

[One-and-only devotion + mutual chastity + putting scoundrels in their place + mind-reading + gossip + adorable pets + adorable baby]

Song Qianqian, the Grand Tutor's daughter, had her soul switched with a pig raised at her household, and was given the name Er Gouzi!

On the day Zhan Beiyan was to be married,

[Hahahaha, Zhan Beiyan has no idea that the one he's marrying is actually a pig!]

Zhan Beiyan said, “Father, I'd rather marry a pig than Song Qianqian!”

And then Zhan Beiyan carried Er Gouzi through the wedding ceremony!

[Once my reputation reaches 9,999, I can switch my soul back!]

Zhan Beiyan said, “My imperial uncle's birthday banquet is in a few days. Write the character for ‘longevity’ with your mouth! You'll become famous throughout the land!”

But just after Er Gouzi finished writing the character for “longevity,” assassins abducted her!

[Wah, wah, thank you, Your Highness, for saving me! Once I get my soul back, I'll find thousands of beautiful courtesans to serve you!]

[Wow! My reputation has finally reached 999! I'm going to turn human!]

Then Zhan Beiyan saw a one-year-old baby girl pee on his bed.

[Wah, wah! Why did I turn into a baby?!]

So Zhan Beiyan announced that the princess consort had died, and that the little girl was an adopted baby.

[Huh? How did I become famous throughout the land when I'm just a baby girl?]

Then Zhan Beiyan woke from a nap to find the adorable baby gone. A seven-year-old girl with big, sparkling eyes was staring at him.

Zhan Beiyan felt a headache coming on.

He'd been raising her all these years. When would she finally grow up?

Zhan Beiyan was trapped in the snowy mountains again, on the brink of freezing to death.

When he woke, he found a twenty-year-old woman nestled in his arms.

“Your Highness, I've come to warm you up.”