Ridiculous! That Alpha Insists I Bite Him

Name: Ridiculous! That Alpha Insists I Bite Him
Author: Qin Guannan

离谱！那A非让我咬他一口

by Qin Guannan (秦观南)

Status: Completed
Length: 555k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two Male Leads + EABO + Winning Over a Powerful Big Shot + Deliberate Flirting + Mutual First Love, Sweet Romance]

A prim, green-tea Enigma x a slow-witted, theatrical Alpha

After Cheng Che drunkenly triggered an asthma attack, he was reborn in the body of a doomed supporting male character with the same name.

And not just any doomed supporting character: he was in an ABO novel!

At the same time, an unreliable System told him that to stay alive, he had to win over the story’s biggest villain, the head of the Shen family, Shen Liangzhou, a man whose name struck fear into everyone’s heart.

Cheng Che was speechless for a few seconds, but soon accepted reality. “How do I win him over?”

The unreliable System said, “Just get him to bite you once.”

“That’s all?”

“That’s all!”

So, determined to stay alive, Cheng Che confidently went to find the villainous big shot.

He pulled down his collar and turned his back to the man. “Bro, can you do me a little favor?”

Shen Liangzhou looked at the young man’s pale nape, his gaze darkening as his Adam’s apple bobbed. He fell into deep thought.

The people around them cheered. “A romance between two Alphas? Delicious!”

Later, Cheng Che tried every trick in the book and finally caught the big shot’s attention, earning a date from him, albeit reluctantly.

Under the dim, romantic lights, Shen Liangzhou fixed his dark eyes on him and said hoarsely, “I’m sick. Are you still willing?”

Cheng Che propped his chin on his hand and gazed at him tenderly. “It’s okay. I love you no matter what you’re like.”

A few days later, Cheng Che knelt on the carpet, utterly despairing, and screamed inwardly: What kind of person gets a disease this damn intense?

The man gently lifted him onto his lap and held him, coaxing him with a wounded look. “You said you’d love me no matter what I was like. Didn’t you mean it?”

Other names

Sweet and Flirtatious Little A, Too Much for the Top Tycoon to Handle小A乖又撩，顶级大佬遭不住Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

265Chapters

4.5kReads · 30 days

1.1MReads · all time

595Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.2Score

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It's so good! 😢😢😢 I'm updating with 100 chapters right away, thank you! 😳 Not enough to read 😢😢😢 I've already finished reading the two newly updated chapters 🥺
116 likes2y ago
It's so good! Seeing Bian Ji and Gu Yuan reminds me of Ji Bai and Ye Sinian. I hope their relationship doesn't suffer too much, and I really hope Cheng Che's asthma doesn't cause any problems later on.
82 likes2y ago
This book is really good, but could the author please update it more often? I'd like to share the plot and hopefully attract other readers. 😳 Let me add something. After reading the synopsis, I thought it might be really good, and it turned out to be. So I've been following it ever since, and from a few people reading it, it's grown to hundreds! I'm so happy about that.
54 likes2y ago
I really love Xiao Cheng, she's so cute!
39 likes2y ago
The author's writing is quite good and enjoyable, but there's a bit too much focus on the side couples. The main plot should probably be more centered on the main couple. 🤔 Also, the love triangle scene felt a bit silly on Xiao Cheng's part (?). Gu is clearly more powerful than him, yet Xiao Cheng immediately started arguing with him.
34 likes2y ago
It's so good, so sweet! But I just want to change Gu Yuan's romantic partner. People who betray sincerity deserve to suffer immense pain. Even though Bian Ji's upbringing shaped him, when someone was genuinely kind to him, reciprocating with sincerity, even willing to take revenge for him and be used by him, he still crushed their sincerity. Afterwards, he acted like he couldn't bear it.
31 likes2y ago
I'm speechless. For the sake of my breasts, this seems to be the second time I've been turned off by a side couple. Sigh, the author clearly avoided these pitfalls in the synopsis. They just had to test the waters. Well, I'm relieved... It's a mess 😄. It's obvious the author really enjoys writing simp-like seme characters, or to put it nicely, love-struck seme characters.
22 likes2y ago
Although I've only read a little over half, I really love the main couple! The seme's values are so upright, and both of them are wonderful. Aside from the side couple, I really want Gu and Bian to have a bad ending; it's infuriating to watch! Gu is so stubborn; let them have a bad ending. I think Gu deserves someone better, and Bian can just go to hell. [Think about it carefully]
20 likes2y ago
Author, I'm starving! Sisters, hurry up and read this book! ٩(•ω•ଓ)=33 It's absolutely top-notch! I was smiling like a proud aunt the whole time, I was totally captivated by this novel! (* ⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳❤(* ⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳❤(* ⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳❤ I love it so much! I can't stress this enough! Finally, could you please add another chapter? I'm begging you, it's not enough! ￣￣)σ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
17 likes2y ago
It's incredibly good. However, the characters are a bit complex. It also involves several characters from the author's other book, *Top-Tier Pheromone Trap*. This isn't supposed to be a suspense novel or anything like that, yet it's the first time it's made me feel so complicated; I even made a list. Both books are excellent.
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