The Weakest in the Galaxy? Nonsense! Even 3s Calls Her Big Sis

Name: The Weakest in the Galaxy? Nonsense! Even 3s Calls Her Big Sis
Author: Lu Lu Wu

星际最废？有病！3S都管她叫姐

by Lu Lu Wu (鹿鹿巫)

Status: Completed
Length: 690k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Entirely original, lovingly handcrafted! The Federation's gorgeous, powerful Sword Venerable heroine VS the Empire's unhinged, love-struck darling hero. The heroine is the strongest, with battle power at the absolute peak. Both are virgins; the hero is more of a background character.]

After the strongest fighter in the cultivation world, Sword Venerable Jiuling, transmigrates back to the interstellar age, she discovers that a fake heiress has stolen her place in the family. Not only that, but even her exceptional brothers have been bewitched (not really).

Jiuling doesn't care. With enough money, she can still get into the Federation's top military academy.

During the livestreamed entrance assessment, she lies flat and sets off a storm of controversy across the internet.

The jealous fake heiress tries to guilt-trip her. Jiuling slaps her and says, “You think you're the only one with a mouth? I've got an official order to lie flat!”

When the other girl tries to hit back, Jiuling promptly puts up a projected banner: “School bully Jiang Mo is my brother. I'm an F/F weakling, what do I have to fear?” Then she flashes a poster-sized doctor's note: “This student is delicate and frail. Avoid bumps, sun exposure, and hunger... or her life may be in danger. Resting is recommended.”

The fake heiress is furious but doesn't dare retaliate. All the military academy students keep a good distance too. F/F weaklings bruise at the slightest touch, and no one wants to be accused of assault!

From then on, she's known as “Lie-Flat Sister.”

She joins a team for a mecha competition and lies flat all the way through, relying on her teammates to carry her. But she loves talking big, so the entire internet hates on her and mocks her as the biggest good-for-nothing in the interstellar age.

When the Zerg invade the Federation, the internet's most famous secret-identity powerhouse pilots a mecha and slices a 3S male Zerg flying with a single sword strike. The entire internet erupts, everyone scrambling to become the powerhouse's sidekick.

But then the powerhouse's mask accidentally breaks, revealing her true face. The entire internet is left stunned: the top powerhouse is actually the biggest good-for-nothing?

The whole interstellar world: Is it too late to drop to our knees and beg forgiveness now?

Other names

Interstellar: The Sword Venerable Gets His Home Stolen by a Fake Heiress星际：剑尊大佬被假千金偷家了Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

263Chapters

18.6kReads · 30 days

789.7kReads · all time

2.3kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.0Score

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