Myriad Worlds: With Cheats, I Live It Up

(Tomb Raiding, post-apocalypse, Genshin Impact, The Ultimate, The Bad Kids, The Outcast, Spirit Cage, battle qi, comprehensive martial arts, Snowstorm Cavalry, Marvel, Uncle Jiu, and many more…) Post-Apocalyptic Cheng Feng: “Wasn’t I supposed to be learning corpse and soul cultivation? Why’s this huge golden wheel stuck to the back of my head and glowing? Hey, hey, hey, that’s supposed to be my Banner of Ten Thousand Souls! Who changed the words ‘Ten Thousand Souls’ I carved on it to ‘Human Emperor’?” Tomb-Raiding Cheng Feng: “All right, all right. You want to live forever? Why eat corpse beetle pills when I’ve got Six Treasury Immortal Thief? Skewer that six-winged centipede and sprinkle on some cumin. It smells incredible, bro. Angry Chicken? Toss it in a pot with dragon, tiger, and phoenix, and the immortals will be shaking with delight.” The Bad Kids Cheng Feng: “The realm is in chaos. People are selling their children to buy food, and the people are suffering. I want everyone under heaven to be like phoenixes and dragons, with food to eat and clothes to wear. The people will rule themselves. Are you willing to build a peaceful and prosperous age together? Are you willing to bow before me?” Teyvat Cheng Feng: “Ugh, should I spend next week hanging out with the sly fox or admire the White Heron Princess’s new dance? Hu Tao messaged again, asking me to go back and help her with business. If all else fails, I could work on a new play with Furina. What? Nahida wants me to visit? Hey, hey, hey, Shen He, stop pulling on me, I’m going to fly away!” The Outcast Cheng Feng: “No gossip for Zhuge Qing, ‘No Balls’ Zhang Chulan, and the ridiculously clever Feng Baobao; the penniless Wang Yao, the compassionate Xiao Zizai. Me? I’m Ying Chengfeng, forever eighteen.”