[Scheming][Born with a golden finger][Infinite Flow][Pure wish fulfillment]
He never got a System dropped into his lap, yet he can obtain all kinds of items. [Sweet Socks] give off an irresistible fragrance that makes people want to lick them. [Farmer's Triple Punch Rabies Water] temporarily boosts the power of three punches and physical fitness, but if you give it to a dog, it turns into a demonic, muscle-bound beast.
He was never hit by a truck and sent to another world, yet he can come and go freely among the myriad realms. Each world grants him three world-shaking skills. They're powerful, but pretty bizarre: [Palm-to-the-Crown, Heaven-Shattering] can pulverize any surface material touched by his palm, but Shen Qingqiu uses it to crack walnuts; [Piss in the Void to Locate Enemies] ignores space and time to make someone feel a warm stream on their head.
And he has a beautiful, virtuous wife who sticks to him like a shadow. They're sweet and inseparable: when there's work to do, his wife handles it; when there's nothing to do...
When others gain power overnight and defy fate, he has been scribbling all over fate's canvas since the day he was born. Eventually, he stands beyond fate itself and takes a long piss into the river of time.
Worlds: 1. Jackie Chan Adventures, 2. The Outcast, 3. Calabash Brothers, 4. Slay the Gods...
Other worlds are still undecided. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments, and let's have some fun together. (*¯︶¯*)
It's another day that no one cares about 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 Comfort yourself, and Cheng Ziwei, give me five stars 😢