The Pathetic CEO's Pampered Ungrateful Wolf

Name: The Pathetic CEO's Pampered Ungrateful Wolf
Author: Jiang Wan

窝囊霸总的家养白眼狼

by Jiang Wan (江弯)

Status: Completed
Length: 603k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two male leads] [Devoted to each other] [Twins] [Cold, domineering, scheming CEO who’s a lovesick puppy] VS [A cursed, shameless, sharp-tongued, flirtatious assassin]

As the last witch doctor in the world, Wen Ruosheng finally lived up to everyone’s expectations by poisoning himself, thanks to his poor training.

To stay alive, he was willing to use himself as bait and approach his target.

With Mr. Xie backing him up, he managed to offend almost every rich kid in Haicheng all by himself...

Mini-scene 1:

Xie Rao: “Actually... I’ve never really had a serious relationship...”

Wen Ruosheng: “Don’t worry, I haven’t had many serious relationships either...”

Xie Rao: “Why is your codename Mist Crow?”

Wen Ruosheng: “At first, they called me Plague Chicken...”

Xie Rao: “...”

Mini-scene 2:

Wen Qi’an: “Haven’t you been working overseas all these years? How come you’re broke?”

Wen Ruosheng: “Working is one thing. What does that have to do with whether I make money? Don’t try to guilt-trip me!”

Wen Qi’an: “So what have you earned all these years?”

Wen Ruosheng: “Does a mountain of debt count?”

Mini-scene 3:

Wen’s mother: “Wen Ruosheng! Your younger brother scored 728 on the college entrance exam and topped the city in science. What are you trying to say by scoring 28?”

Wen Ruosheng: “If I didn’t give it my best shot, you’d never know just how useless I am!”

Other names

Who Says You Can't Beat Your Boyfriend to a Pulp?谁说男朋友不能往死里打Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

296Chapters

6.7kReads · 30 days

485.9kReads · all time

906Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.0Score

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Duck is so cute!!! But I also feel a little sorry for him. Although the author portrays him humorously, I feel like his family doesn't really care about him. At least among the three children, he receives the least attention. And his younger brother, Wen Qi'an, is always so lucky, which makes Duck seem even more pitiful. Thankfully, he's incredibly oblivious to everything. [Pat on the face]
100 likes2y ago
It's a protagonist-centric story, a protagonist-centric story!!! Although there's a counter-attack element 🤔, who can understand how much I feel about being on the opposite side [petrified][petrified]? But overall, the author wrote it very well and it was very interesting 💕💕
50 likes1y ago
To be honest, although the content is quite vulgar, it's undeniably hilarious! I laughed from the first chapter to the very end. It's rare to find such a funny novel; it's a true source of joy. The characters are all pathetic, hahaha! Towards the end, the author pulled a few tears from me, but I was quickly healed. This level of humor is legendary in my opinion.
39 likes1y ago
Ahhh, a new book! No wonder it was so good! It's still hilarious as always, continuing the style of the previous book, emphasizing surprise. Author, the male lead should be the same character from the previous book, Mist Duck, right? What a surprise! It's a crossover! I didn't realize it at first, but the theme was fresh and appealing. And I love the male lead's younger brother so much!
39 likes2y ago
Who understands the impact of standing on the wrong side! [Petrified] Overall, it's pretty good. At first, I thought it had the same kind of story setting as those old stories about the number one and number two gangsters falling in love, which was hilarious and absurd enough!
32 likes11mo ago
There's a kind of blissful feeling of brainstem deficiency. To be honest, out of all the books I've read, this is the only one that made me laugh like a fool the whole time. My mental state was absolutely wonderful! It's the first novel I've finished and added to my bookshelf—it's truly amazing. The only downside is, author, did you forget to write all the epilogues? ๑•́₃•̀๑
26 likes1y ago
It was so good, the sky fell down when I saw the characters standing upside down.
25 likes1y ago
The subject matter is good, and it's quite lighthearted and funny. The main character, 0, is both silly and hilarious, yet also very capable and decisive. There's also a connection to the Gu poison techniques from the Miao region, along with 0's incredibly unlucky luck. I really love this book. I've tried to find something similar, but it's so hard; at least I haven't found one yet. But yes! It's really not enough. Maybe the author should consider updating ten chapters a day (just kidding) 😏
22 likes2y ago
This is hilarious... It's super good! I suggest the author update ten times a day! Author, don't overwork yourself, but don't be idle either 🙂 If you get tired of writing, take a break and write some more! Keep it up!
22 likes2y ago
This book is really good. Wen's personality is incredibly interesting and quite sarcastic, and I really love his character design. Xie also dotes on Wen, and the plot is excellent. Wen has a twin brother who is very serious. He's different; he's sarcastic, shameless, and has a quirky personality, sometimes speaking without thinking, but he's incredibly cute. I personally love his character design.
21 likes8mo ago