Baby Loves Breaking Up. Have You Thought About the Consequences?

Name: Baby Loves Breaking Up. Have You Thought About the Consequences?
Author: Xie Yanhuan

宝宝喜欢分手，想过后果吗？

by Xie Yanhuan (谢言欢)

Status: Completed
Length: 743k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 6mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Two male leads + 1v1, both pure + transmigration into a book + online romance and secret identity exposed + super sweet]

[A cute, lousy-at-games bottom who loves playing anyway × a long-haired top who seems aloof and celibate but is actually a scheming, secretly passionate type]

Song Ruan transmigrated into a novel as the unlucky ex-boyfriend of the male lead. To save his life, he confessed to the male lead, got accepted, and broke up with him the very next second.

“Let’s break up. You like standing up to shower, while I like covering myself in body wash and falling over again and again to cosplay as a baby giraffe. We’re not right for each other.”

Ji Ying: ?

After the breakup, Song Ruan opened a game at a friend’s urging and began posing as a girl to rank up and lure skilled older guys into carrying him. Then one day, he accidentally discovered that his online sweetheart, the guy he’d been hooking up with while dressed as a girl, was none other than the male lead he’d been avoiding at all costs.

Thinking about the original plot and looking at the male lead who had nearly destroyed his family, Song Ruan was furious. He decided to get a little revenge.

So, after all his tricks, he finally won over the aloof, celibate male lead, who now called him “baby” all day long.

Watching the guy constantly try to meet him in person, Song Ruan decided the time was right and broke up with him again.

“My phone’s out of storage. We’re breaking up.”

Ji Ying: ?

Song Ruan watched Ji Ying moping around every day and clapped gleefully to himself, convinced his plan was foolproof.

But one day, Ji Ying grabbed him by the wrist.

“Baby, you’re ‘AAA Add Me for Free Underwear,’ right?”

Stats

407Chapters

6.2kReads · 30 days

353.9kReads · all time

867Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.2Score

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So good! 🥰 I can't get enough! 🥰 The seme seems serious, but he's actually open to anything. The uke seems like he's always talking nonsense, but he's actually super shy. The two of them are just so sweet. The author's writing is so interesting, I'm constantly learning something new! 😳 The seme is a long-haired beauty.
138 likes11mo ago
So good! They really know how to keep you in suspense! Ruan Ruan is the kind of person who talks a big game but is actually quite shy – totally my type! The seme is a cunning and sly guy, which is really interesting. I can't wait for Ruan Ruan to be exposed and get taken advantage of by CEO Ji! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
62 likes11mo ago
I'll find an author like this sooner or later. The writing is truly amazing! Ruan Ruan is so adorable, it's so sweet it made me feel disappointed in the hospital bed 🥰, the nurse almost beat me to death 😭, the "closet pervert" trope is the most satisfying 🥴, acting all nonchalant and serious in public, but possessive and pushing her luck in private 🤫, grabbing me when nothing is allowed.
41 likes9mo ago
It's super good! The pacing is quite fast, making it very enjoyable to read in one go. The sweet atmosphere between the young couple is very comforting, and I realized I finished it very quickly. Author, could you please write five chapters every day? Love you!
32 likes11mo ago
It's finally finished! You can enjoy it without worry, everyone! (｡- .•) Another point is that it's impossible to please everyone. Everyone has different preferences and tastes. Don't start criticizing the author or saying anything negative about the book just because some plot developments or characters' behaviors are different from what you imagined.
20 likes6mo ago
Cute and silly Song Ruan X seemingly aloof but secretly passionate Ji Ying The food smells so good! So delicious! 😋😋😋😋 It's so enjoyable to watch; the young couple is so sweet. Looking forward to the reveal scene. Ji Ying definitely needs to thoroughly investigate our Ruan Ruan!
15 likes11mo ago
Help! Where did this adorable protagonist come from?! I want to pull him out of the book and ruffle his hair! The author's pen is like it's dipped in honey; every character is irresistibly cute! If cuteness had a shape, it would definitely look like this book! 🤭
15 likes11mo ago
My favorite is back! 😆 It's incredibly good. I thoroughly enjoyed reading from the protagonist's perspective; the flow was excellent, with no sudden breaks or abrupt transitions. The characters are rich, well-developed, and solidly written. In short, it really resonated with me! 💕💕 Sigh, I can't even bear to look at this rating.
12 likes11mo ago
It's so good! So soft and super cute! Ji... It's alright, it's alright. Ahhh, this author is so adorable! I give you a huge five-star review! Is it delicious? But I want to see C now, hehehe 😁😁
12 likes11mo ago
Awesome! I saw the first chapter and was urging for more updates. The plot is a simple online romance where the protagonist pretends to be a girl, but the flirtatious and entangled dynamics are quite good. Also, I'm looking forward to the reveal of her true identity and the protagonist's ruthless punishment of Ruan Ruan! 😏
11 likes11mo ago