I Run a Funeral Home, I Really Can't Teach You to Slay Demons
我开的是殡仪馆，真不会教斩妖啊
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- I Run a Funeral Home, I Really Can't Teach You to Slay Demons我开的是殡仪馆真不会教斩妖Alternate title on Fanqie
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I finished watching it. To be honest, if you don't nitpick over some of the details, it's watchable. There are some flaws, and I sometimes skipped through parts, but the overall world-building and logic are generally sound. I would recommend it.
This is considered a good book on Tomato! It's unconventional, with many plot twists. Most novels about taking on disciples and receiving rewards focus on the master, but this one has distinct and unique descriptions, avoiding repetitive or padded elements! Highly recommended!
It's pretty good, but the exciting plot felt a bit lacking, and it was a little awkward at times. However, the author's writing is really good, and it's definitely worth reading ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з
The most important thing about a novel is that it's readable. I think the author put effort into this aspect; the plot isn't too drawn out, and the writing is clear throughout. I think it's pretty good. It's a "feel-good" novel—just enjoy the read. I've reached the middle of the series, and there are still no signs of it falling apart.
The protagonist is invincible, but his character is shaped by the lives of those around him. He has many regrets, but it is these regrets that give him a sense of belonging. Otherwise, why would someone who has transmigrated from another world risk their life for your world? It's a very good novel.
Actually, this book is not bad, but the protagonist's world-building is a bit lacking, and the character's changes are too abrupt. There are a few minor flaws, but they are negligible. Overall, it's still a good book.
It's still worth reading. The plot isn't too drawn out. While there aren't any major highlights, there aren't any major flaws either. It's heartwarming and exciting, making it suitable for when you're looking for something to read. I caught up to the latest chapter in two days and have been reading for over 800 hours. The only things that could keep me up this far are either too short or readable. Of course, the author really does write very short books 😘😏
I stayed up all night to finish reading it. The beginning was a bit hard to get into; it was formulaic and loved to write sentimental inner monologues. I had only just started reading and hadn't even seen them yet, and it was already starting to get off my feet. Luckily, I usually give it a few chapters.
To be honest, the writing style and flow are really good; it's very well written, and I've rediscovered the feeling of binge-reading all night long. But at the current pace, it seems like this book won't even reach 1000 chapters yet—the pace is too fast! 🤦 Not enough to read!
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