Name: Cannon Fodder Girl N Is Lying Flat, Do Not Disturb
Author: I Have a Little Kitty

Synopsis

[Showbiz + ultra-sweet 1v1 romance + love at first sight + face-slapping + scumbag sent to the crematorium]

Overnight, she transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as a cannon-fodder female character.

Having died suddenly in her previous life, Fang Yueke believes that life lasts just over thirty thousand days, so you should eat and drink your fill.

Her parents are well, and she has a little money.

If not lie flat now, then when?

But clowns keep showing up to provoke her, and Fang Yueke has had enough.

I don't care who the hell you are. One comes, I beat one. Two come, I beat them both. Three come, and I'll personally send you flying.

But, hey, why are you, my next-door neighbor, always hanging around in front of me?

And trying to tempt me with delicious food?

Do you really think I'll fall for it?

Fine, I really will!

After all, who could turn down a good meal? Nom nom, this is delicious.

When the fans who check Weibo every day hear the news, they burst into tears. Brother, I never knew you were this kind of person!

A certain top-tier star, spatula in hand: Busy. Don't @ me.

Fang Yueke can't hold her liquor, but she's always up for a drink.

The first time she drinks with him, she gets drunk and demands candy.

The second time she drinks with him, she gets drunk and insists on feeling his eight-pack abs.

She swears she'll never drink again.

Who knew that the third time she drinks with him, she accidentally starts a Weibo livestream while drunk and announces their relationship to the world?

The whole internet erupts.

A certain top-tier star, who's been desperately waiting for her to make it official, seizes his chance.

Yueke, the rest of my life is all yours!

Other names

Help! I'm Dating a Top-Tier Star on a Variety Show救命，在综艺上和顶流恋爱了Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

209Chapters

1.6kReads · 30 days

213.1kReads · all time

186Shelves

7.7Score

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