Dating Show: I Clap to Turn on Voice-Activated Lights, and the Actress Loses It

The author just got dumped and wanted to write something sweet. This is not an autobiography.

[One female lead + ultra-sweet romance + absurd comedy + humor + entertainment industry + memes + dating show + beautiful celebrity + love rivals + reborn + groveling for his love]

Xiao Yi, the most notorious simp on campus, announces he's joining a dating show right in the middle of his goddess's confession.

As the show's only male contestant who isn't a celebrity, Xiao Yi is already winning big!

Other guys: The female contestants are great: a beauty in black stockings, a lovesick loli, a tall, mature woman...

Xiao Yi: This fish is worth a lot: thirty thousand, fifty thousand, a hundred thousand...

While the others show off their talents, he just moves left, right, and forward, slaps people to turn on voice-activated lights, and makes it clear he has no fear of death...

And just like that, the dating show goes completely off the rails.

#Congcong and Kunkun call him Dad on the spot!#

#A veteran actor insults him, then gets blacklisted overnight#

#The female contestants compete to confess their feelings#

Luo Yiyan: I've got my household registration book ready. When are we getting married?

Lin Xier: Sister Yan, draw your blade. I'm going to marry him no matter what!

Da Mimi: If he says something I don't like, I'll pin him against a wall and kiss him!

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Netizens: Why provoke him? He's a college student with an overactive yang constitution!

The author is terrible at blurbs: The story is super sweet and satisfying! I've written several novels over a million words long!