I Went Up the Mountain at Nine, and Everyone Calls Me Grandmaster

The first Celestial Master, Zhang Daoling, left behind a heavenly scripture and a final message when he ascended. “Any disciple in generations to come who masters the Yin-Yang Cosmic Scroll shall be regarded as my equal in life and honored as the Patriarch!” At just nine years old, the young Zhang Zhixuan comprehended a heavenly scripture that no one had understood in a thousand years! He became the youngest Celestial Master in history, and the youngest Patriarch ever! “Subdue flood dragons, slay ghost kings! This young Patriarch is always busy!” “Set the cosmos in order, command yin and yang! Saving the common people is my specialty!” … Many years later, when someone asked the Patriarch what his childhood ambition had been, this was his answer: “Play video games, and save the world on the side.”