Run! There's Something Wrong with This Shop!!

(Invincible protagonist + light, easy read + satisfying revenge + everyone misreads the situation + a little behind-the-scenes scheming + a little absurd madness + System + comedy and fun) If that bothers you, don't read. If you want to see someone slaughtering Chaos champions every other moment, this isn't for you. Have you heard? There's a mysterious shop in town. There's a gray wolf inside who looks like a person. Even the gods can't fathom the secrets behind his inventions. I've heard, but I go there to eat all the time. There's a walking, talking sponge in there, and his Krabby Patties are the best food I've ever had. After eating, I hang out with a cat, a mouse, and a dog. Trust me, even if they look like pets, they're scarier than the gods. If you ask me, the blocky guy in that shop is the real scary one. I saw him kill a powerful evil god with one swing of his sword. What about those two rabbits? They even managed to escape unharmed after fooling an entire kingdom of gods. Just then, a bystander who'd been listening for a while asked: "You've said all that, but what about the shopkeeper...?" Everyone fell silent, then answered in unison: "He's crazier than a lunatic, dumber than an idiot, and more insane than a madman. Every second he's around is a disaster for the entire universe." (Grey Wolf, Tom and Jerry, Molang, Noob, SpongeBob...)