The Beggar's Ascension: The Broken Jade

[No System + Fast Pace + Passionate Young Hero + Humorous Writing + Plenty of Fortuitous Encounters + Plenty of Magical Treasures + Plenty of Idiots] He has no idea where he came from, or even what his name is. With a broken jade pendant hanging around his neck, he and the little sister he found in a roadside thicket depend on each other as they beg for a living in a small town! Heaven and earth are heartless, treating all things like straw dogs! Damn the heavens! My life is already this miserable, so why did you have to take my little Yao’er away from me? I have the Heaven-Mending Stone Nuwa left behind in the mortal world, and Pangu’s Heaven-Splitting Axe. The Shennong Cauldron is just my cooking pot, while the Qiankun Cauldron can not only forge divine weapons, but refine heaven and earth itself. The Great Peng is my mount, the Huodou is my pet, and a lecherous old man is my companion. I cultivate not only the Divine Art of Evolving Heaven and the Ancient God Body-Refining Technique, but have also forged a Chaos Body. Jiang Ziya’s God-Striking Whip and the Book of Heavenly Evolution are both in my hands. What do you have to compare with me? I swear I’ll punch a hole in the heavens, find my little Yao’er, and take back everything that belongs to me! See how a little beggar is forced to ascend while searching for his family!