Siheyuan: Mess With Me, and I’ll Make You Regret It

After transmigrating to a courtyard compound full of awful people, Li Chengguo is delighted to find himself with two well-behaved four-year-old children. With the Get-Rich System at his fingertips, he can make friends with anyone. Widow Qin tries to seduce me into helping raise her child. Shameless! I’m terribly allergic to chicken, so count me out! Silly Zhu is willing to spend his wages and property supporting Qin Huairu’s family of bloodsuckers. That’s his choice. What does it have to do with me? Uncle One advises me to get along with the neighbors. Then he’d better come clean about secretly giving flour to Widow Qin! He has no interest in dealing with any of the troublesome people in this courtyard. Every day, he focuses solely on racing down the road to wealth. Don’t come looking for trouble. If anyone provokes me, I’ll make sure they go home crying for their mama!